Adventures in Modern Dating - Sex Stories

Adventures in Modern Dating

... afterward.

She came right after I did, rubbing her clit as she ground against me. She flopped down on top of me so I couldn't move. "She told me it's the best sex she's ever had and she'll kill you herself if you ever leave me."

"I beg you, please stop. I don't want to know that."

"Sorry, Paulie. We're going to share that, too." Her laughter was contagious.

I was awakened Sunday morning by the first of many blowjobs, followed by the best doggystyle in the world. It did not, however, make Sunday dinner any less awkward. Mom and April's knowing glances between them were distracting. Dad was back to being Dad.

It took a few months to figure out what happened with the app. A contract programmer decided to have a little fun as an April Fools joke until he found out he was being let go for inconsistent work quality.

Dad didn't have a lot of details, it seems that nobody could or would explain how malicious code ended up in the beta test version of the program or how the emails kept being sent out after I unsubscribed.

The original data files contained names, addresses, and other personal information, making it easy to identify siblings. If two names had a number of common factors, they would research using social media to make a final determination. Even though I didn't have an active social media account, April did. Of course, she had family photos posted, making it easy to identify us as siblings.

In the comedy of errors that followed, testing never saw ...

... actual output generated by the software. The data they had been provided was randomly generated during the initial rollout and results were calculated at random for each match by the malicious code. Meanwhile, the siblings continued going through the process, unaware that their available pool of matches had always been limited to one.

The testing methodology had been predicated on siblings being excluded from each other's candidate pool. Nobody even thought to look at that data until after the fact. Instead of writing their own testing routines, they relied on what testing the programmer had created to test his code prior to submitting it to the version control software.

The bottom line was that when the programmer in question found out he was being let go, rather than roll back his code or tell somebody about the joke, he just said "fuck it, I'm out." It wasn't until somebody started raising hell that they had any idea something had gone horribly wrong. It shouldn't have happened, it probably wouldn't have happened if they had followed good practices, but happen it did.

Initially, it was thought that less than a dozen couples were affected, all of them siblings. All of them ended up matched together. That's what raised the original flag. Two brothers were matched and the family found out about it after they got caught.

Despite that, the group of companies were still interested, the problems were eventually corrected, and a settlement was authorized.

Dad had us ...