Grandma was Confused - Sex Stories

Grandma was Confused

... head and then looked at me as if startled. "Why so it is. Sorry, Jacob." She slid off of my lap and walked back into the kitchen. Luckily Dad knew about Grandma's earlier bout of confusion. However it didn't stop him from glaring at me like I'd done something wrong. I think it was the spilled beer that also pissed him off. Had he seen the woody that Grandma's passionate kiss and crotch massage with her full warm ass had given me, he'd have freaked out. It freaked me out a little. A day later Grandma returned from her Senior Center activities, after putting her coat away she walked over to where I was sitting at our f****y computer doing my homework. Putting her hand on my shoulder she said, "Come here for a minute I want to show you something." As I stood up she led me by the hand over to a corner of the room. My parents watched this with wary expressions. I wasn't certain what she intended either. Once we were in the corner she looked up at me and smiled, her eyes flashing with humor. "What do you want to show me?" I asked nervously. She said, "This silly!" and threw her arms around my neck and gave me a passionate liplock. My Dad raced over and pulled her off of me. Grandma reacted with anger and slapped Dad across the face. "David, what the hell do you think you are doing!" "Mom! You can't kiss him like that!" Dad shouted frantically as he rubbed at his stinging cheek. "Look young, man I can kiss your father anyway I want. What's the hell the matter with you k**s!" "For ...

... Christ Sakes Mom! That's Jacob, your grandson! Dad's dead, dammit! Get hold of yourself and quit acting like a loony!" Grandma stiffened up and slapped Dad across the face again. "You shouldn't talk to your mother that way, even if I am a little confused!" She stormed out of the room. Dad looked apoplectic with fury. I'm not certain but I think my mom tried to hide a grin. At a f****y meeting Mom, Dad and I discussed the situation. Mom said, "Well, since she didn't suffer brain damage this delusion is obviously being caused by something else." Turning me to she asked, "Did you tell us everything that happened in the accident?" Well, I knew that it was time to man up and tell my parents that I was the reason my grandmother suffered from some sort of trauma. I told them the specifics of what had happened. My father was of course outraged. He slammed his fist on the table. "God dammit you fucking little pervert! Jesus Christ, Jacob! Have some fucking control over yourself!" Mom laid a calming hand on Dad's shoulder. "Come on, Dave it's not like he did it on purpose. Besides I know when you were a teenager you choked your chicken at least twice a day. It was an accident, but it does explain her sudden confusion about Jacob. She needs therapy." "Great another fucking expense we cannot afford. Hopefully Social Security will cover it." Dad said, glaring at me. We brought Grandma into the room and explained that we thought she needed therapy. She refused to hear of it. Dad made a few ...