ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #15 - Sex Stories

ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #15

... This creates a fissure in the group and iCarly is done and less and less. Feeling like her friends are getting further and further apart, Carly takes her father's offer to come live with him in Italy. And so your friendship falls apart with all of them." Sikowitz took a deep breath and kept going, finally understanding why this was affecting him too. "Since the group fell apart, you k*ds never get offered the chance to go to that camp with all my students. So all the hook-ups that should have happened there take a very different turn. Also, you and I never get lost looking for Bigfoot, and without you, I apparently die in the woods. Which explains why I don't fit with this, and could get away in my cupcake." Gibby looked all over the rounded lab and realized that it really was shaped like a cupcake. "What-" "I had to build a float for a parade with my students, and afterwards, I just made it a lab." "Huh… that's pretty awesome." "Yes, boy. Yes, it is. Anyway, without Freddie and Sam there, Beck and Jade don't get with them, and end up back with each other out of loneliness. This means he gets with Tori, and since the k*ds never fooled around in the hot tub-" Sikowitz pulled from the computer. "Really?! You k*ds are just fornicating all over the place… Jeez…" "I had no part in that…" "Clearly… Moving on, no hut tub drinking, means Trina and Robbie dating, which honestly might be for the best, but whatever. Jade being back with Beck causes a rift between her and Cat. Beck ...

... still loses his f*mily member when he gets back, and has the same downward spiral, but with Tori and Cat not really being her friends anymore, she has no one to talk to about the problem, which gets very out of hand, and when she finally stands up to him about his drinking and dr*gs, Jade nearly dies from his assault. Though Tori is single, without the catalyst that Beck causes, Nate never really gets the chance to approach her, so he spends his time ogling her creepily. Back in your neck of the woods, Freddie never has a broken leg, so he doesn't need Sam's help so they never manage to get together. As I said, Carly leaves, Sam leaves and finds the lonely Cat, Freddie becomes cold and bitter, Spencer becomes more and more introverted and now he barely leaves the apartment. And then there's you… who wrecked the whole blasted universe. I don't understand why but you sir are the linchpin to the entirety of time and space right now." "Holy cow, man… how did… or how do we fix it? I really don't want to live in that universe." "Well, there probably is a world out there where things played out like this, but if we don't fix this universe fast, we're all going to cease to exist and that is the world we're all going to be trapped in. Which is a bummer… because I'm kinda dead apparently. All you have to do is not want your chicken suit anymore, and given the toll that it has taken on reality, you really don't have much of a choice." Sikowitz placed his hand on Gibby's shoulder, and Gibby ...