1. ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #15


    Date: 10/7/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Author: FrankSinner

    ... somehow, you managed to break the universe with a wish of yours, boy." Gibby looked around him and he looked like he was in some sort of crazy science fiction lab. "Umm… I don't understand what's going on here." "Ok…" Sikowitz took a deep breath before beginning his explanation, "Last night, you made a wish on something I brought to that party, and while it isn't strong enough to blow up the universe, somehow you asked for something that was the linchpin to how this universe works. So what did you wish for?" Gibby was stunned for several moments, his mind still trying to wrap itself around what was going on here. "I… uh… I just kinda wished for my chicken costume." Sikowitz stared at Gibby for what felt like an hour trying to figure out how on earth that could make the universe implode. "OK then… so that apparently caused some sort of… problem." "I still don't understand how me getting my chicken suit back caused the world to be destroyed." "Not just the world, the whole universe. And it's quite simple really. Think of everything as a giant game of Jenga. In our lives, we build and remove stuff to make sure nothing falls apart. Now, imagine everyone is playing this Jenga game at the same time. You took out a piece that was integral to a lot of people's lives and so the universe can't cope with that much change. So we need to put things back together. When did you last have that chicken suit?" Gibby thought for several moments and mentioned that it had been almost a year. ...
    ... After some working back and forth, they got the date of the incident with the chicken salad iCarly bit. The teacher went to work on something on his computer and after several minutes, had a total "Ah ha!" moment before rushing back over to Gibby. "Ok, I can see why everything is unravelling. I want to show you what happened in your timeline, and what's happened now. And I warn you… this might get a bit graphic… and I'm pretty sure all your friends are really messed up." Gibby just said ok, as he looked at the computer screen in front of him, seeing two universes existing at once. "Ok, originally you left that chicken suit behind after making a big mess and the clean-up resulted in your friends Freddie and Sam sharing their first sexual experience. Your friend, Carly would join them and the three would experience an intense rebirth in that very moment. They seem to get around quite a bit and your friends Sam and Freddie date while Carly explores girls." Gibby was stunned, completely unaware that any of this stuff was going on with his friends. "Ok, so here's what happened now. You came back to help with the clean-up and got your chicken suit, which stopped Freddie and Sam from doing the deed, and since she never caught them, Carly never gets her experience either. None of the three of them have had any sexual experiences now, and things turn really heated between Sam and Freddie as they have so much sexual tension and nothing to do with it since neither wants to take a chance. ...