THE PICNIC
Date: 2/9/2017,
Categories:
First Time
Mature
Taboo
Author: brianbigdogsmith
... Shelly?" Ellen asked, standing in front of me. "I caught her with another man. You know the story." "Caught her in the act?" "No. But she had been seeing the guy on the sly. I caught her coming out of a bar with him when she told me she was going to a girlfriend's." "Did she confess to having more than a friendship for this guy?" "No. She just said that I wasn't paying enough attention to her and that, if I wasn't going to, she had to find somebody who would." "And WERE you?" "I've had a lot on my mind with work and all. I've been trying to make a good living for Shell and the girls." "But women DO need attention, Danny. Look at me! I haven't gotten any sex in almost eight months! I'm a bundle of nerves and sometimes I feel like I could just explode!" "Well, what about me? Shell's been gone for almost three months!" "Rosie palm and her five s****rs?" I laughed. "Not for me. I can't get it up for that and I've been too upset." "Me too. Though I used to have a vibrator named..." Ellen stopped, looked at me and blushed deeply. "Oh, what am I telling YOU this for?" "Because I'm your big b*****r that you can tell anything, remember? And what DID you name that vibrator?" "Never mind," she said as she backed away from me, playfully grinning, and then she turned and started to walk toward the picnic area, adding, "We better get back to Mom." The ...
... flowers surprised our mother but she had an even bigger surprise for me as she set the bouquet on the picnic table and picked up the envelope that had been sitting there. "Daniel," she said as she handed it to me, "you've won the raffle!" "What?" I said, taking the offered envelope from her and ripping it open. "There's a television in here?" "No," Mom replied, "you won the second prize." "Listen to this," I said, reading the enclosed, embossed coupon to my mother and s****r, "'You have won a complementary evening for two at the Ritz-Carleton Hotel, including dinner and drinks, dancing in the ballroom and deluxe accommodations in one of our luxurious suites.'" "Oh wow," Ellen exclaimed, hugging my arm excitedly, "how nice for you, Danny!" "'Please present this coupon at the reception desk,'" I read on, "'to redeem your fabulous evening. Offer valid August 19th only.'" "That's today," Ellen observed. "Yes," I said. "Trust there to be a catch." "Well, you're GOING aren't you?" my s****r asked. "What, by myself? What kind of evening would THAT be?" "Aw," Ellen sang disappointedly. But, looking at her, I got an idea. "Hey, s*s. Why don't you and Ma go? You were going to spend the night together anyway." Ellen and I looked over to our mother now. "Me?" Mom exclaimed. "What would I be doing dancing at a fancy hotel?" ...