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King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe (Part 2)
Date: 11/28/2016, Categories: Humor, Author: MaxwellSpanx2015
... approached I heard their whimpers. Then it became apparent that it was in fact Guinevere. “Guin?” “Merlin, my whole life is ruined.” “How come?” “I’m addicted to cock.” I felt intrigued and sat at her side. “Just so happens I have one of those.” “I want you to help me cure my addiction. I want to be forever loyal to Arthur.” “Oh.” “Please help me out.” I ran my fingers through my gray beard. “How about, you just have one last fling, then I’ll cure you. How about that?” “You sure that is a wise thing to do? After all, Arthur counts you as his best friend.” “Arthur can’t be hurt by what he doesn’t know. Now come here, let’s have some fun.” I placed my arm around Guinevere and drew her close to me. “And stop trying to make me feel guilty. I’m trying to help you out here.” “Merlin.” “Shush. Now let’s have a suck on those milky tits of yours.” “Merlin, it’s Arthur.” “What?” “I found your book, open at the body switching spell. It’s clear what you have been up too.” Dread burned inside me. I began to sweat profusely. “Don’t worry I was using it to spy on middle earth, on that bastard Gandalf.” “Oh, talking about Gandalf, I have employed him as Chief Druid.” “After all these years?” “Exactly, after all these years, and you were ready to jump on Guinevere.” I gazed down at my feet. “I’m sorry.” Curiosity then gained a foothold in my mind. “Hey, I never been in a woman’s body before. What’s it like?” “Fucking fantastic, been fingering myself nonstop while I was waiting for you to turn up.” “Come on, let us have a go before you give the body back to Guin.” “Fuck off, Merlin... that would be just weird.” “I won’t say anything if you don’t.” “Nah... I’ll pass on that. You’ll have to ask me when I’m drunk.”