1. King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe (Part 2)


    Date: 11/28/2016, Categories: Humor, Author: MaxwellSpanx2015

    Chapter5 Arthur’s Story After dinner I walked the gardens to help digest my food. Despite the fine smells my head was elsewhere. My mind was a filled court politics. Everyone was at each other’s throats. The problems were building for me now. On top of ruling my kingdom, I had Guinevere heartbroken after being found having an affair, now I had my trusted knight telling me to sack my chief magician. I couldn’t believe Lancelot wanted to sack my old friend, Merlin. Yes he was as useless as dog muck, but sacking him would be an unbearable heartache. As if by magic, Merlin appeared. “Merlin... I was just thinking of you.” “Lance is fucking Guin.” “What?” “Lancelot, he’s riding your Guinevere.” “He’s gay.” It then dawn on me that Guinevere had her arse destroyed. “You think he would do something like that?” “He’s a self serving brutal bastard. After all he wants to get rid of me, doesn’t he? I mean, me, a pillar of society.” Merlin gazed across the courtyard towards a woman breastfeeding her young enfant. “Fuck me, I suddenly have craving for milk.” “I still think Lance is too loyal and too gay to go behind my back like that.” As the woman changed tits, a jet of milk oozed out from her erect nipple. A white stream dribbled down her pink aureole. I was hypnotised like a cat eyeing a bowl of cream. “My God that child has a thirst on it.” “Can you blame the kid? If my mum had tits like these I’d be sucking until puberty.” I shook my head to clear my thoughts. “Anyway, Guin might be ...
    ... a tart, she wouldn’t be fucking two guys behind my back.” “Two?” “I had to kill my guard this morning. He was rattling her when I wasn’t around.” “You killed him?” “I had no choice, as a show of strength.” I continued to stare at the woman. Although she pulled up her blouse, her wet nipple soon soaked through the thin fabric. I suddenly felt the urge to go home and suck on the wife’s tits. “Guin’s adultery taught me a lesion though, only employing guards with erectile dysfunction from now on.” “Guin will soon cure them.” “Get lost, Merlin. Anyway, what makes you so sure about Lance?” “I went for a piss and heard them... in your own room. You need to get the truth out of Guinevere. They’re taking the piss out of you.” “What..?” I felt devastated. My heart felt ripped apart by those I loved most. I pushed Merlin away and stormed to the royal chambers. “That slut!” As I stepped through the door Guinevere stood staring out of the bay window. My voice quivered under the emotion.“Tell me, who did you really fuck?” “The guard, Arthur.” “Fuck you” “Arthur, what’s up?” I grabbed Guinevere’s shoulders. “Tell me the truth, Guin.” “I...” “Tell me, or I swear I’ll give you more to worry about than a split arse.” “Lance. It was Lance.” I rolled up my sleeves. “Right, where is that cocksucker.” In the dark and dingy dungeon, I had Lancelot strapped to a wooden crucifix. I could have nailed him to it, put I had misplaced my claw hammer. So I had to settle for our leather belts. Hence he was ...
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