Friends old Aunt - Sex Stories

Friends old Aunt

This is not my story. It was told to me by a male friend and it is a true story. It is written by him so that it is his words and not mine. I wanted to post it because he introduced me to this woman and we had our own experience which I will write about also. While at a retirement party for a friend I was introduced to an older woman he said was his Aunt. She looked to be maybe in her mid to late seventies with a slim build. She was your typical gray hair older woman and was dressed very eccentrically. She had a wild outfit on. Short heels, a very colorful silk skirt that fell almost to her ankles, a black sheer blouse that you could see her bra through. Then she had on a round broad red hat with very flowery scarves and feathers pinned to it. Her neck was d****d in more colorful scarves. She immediately made me sit with her. She said &#034 I never met you before so sit and talk with me a little. Everybody else here has heard all my war stories I need a new ear.&#034 I sat and asked &#034 what kind of war stories? You mean real war stories?&#034 &#034Hell yeah son. I was a nurse in Vietnam.&#034 &#034 Wow that must have been rough.&#034 &#034Hell yeah at first but you had to get tough real quick. No time for sissies when people are dieing.&#034 She was fascinating. She retired from the Army. There were lots of funny stories and not so funny ones. She was a tough old gal and I loved listening to her. She was whispering dirty jokes to me. She started telling me about all the ...

... men and women she had bedded. Never married. A real character. She asked me to get her a drink and when I asked what she wanted she told me a Jack Daniels straight up. She drank it straight down then sipped some water. After awhile of listening to more jokes and stories she leaned over to whisper what I thought was another dirty joke. &#034You ever been with a woman my age?&#034 &#034 Yeah I have been with 30 year old women before.&#034 She went hysterical laughing. &#034 Hell son I haven't been that in 40 years.&#034 &#034 Nooo you don't look a day over 30.&#034 We laughed and she said &#034I like you son but you didn't answer the question.&#034 She starred at me waiting for an answer. &#034 Well if you are 70 then yes I have.&#034 &#034I am actually 74.&#034 &#034 Well then no.&#034 &#034 Would you like to take a run at this old babe?&#034 I stuttered a little then said &#034 I'm game if you're serious.&#034 Trying not to look too serious just in case she was joking. She looked straight into my eyes ran her tongue over her top lip and whispered &#034 I am dead serious. I am staying at a hotel by myself so you can come over later.&#034 She gave me the address and room number. I gave her my cell number to call me when she got there.I left the party soon after. It was still early afternoon and I stopped at my bar for a drink. I wasn't there long when my phone rang. It was her. Her name is Rita by the way. &#034 Get that sexy ass of yours over here now sonny&#034 she said in a ...