1. Jake's Magic Remote VI - Shenanigans


    Date: 7/22/2016, Categories: Hardcore Sex Humor, Taboo Author: WriterJim

    ... a cripple and jerk off in her soda or something. The previews were ending anyway, and the movie was coming on, and… uh-oh. It wasthatmovie. The one with his favorite actress in it. The actress who he’d been collecting fake nudes and paparazzi photos of for years, the number one frequent flyer on the Jake express to spankytown. How the fuck was he supposed to lose this boner when she was oh god that dress was tight… The movie was surprisingly good, not just as sexy action material but good as an all-around film. Jake soon found himself paying attention to the story, nearly forgetting who his date was. That is, until she started giggling quietly. “What?” Jake asked quietly. Petra pointed at a man sitting a couple rows ahead. “Him,” she whispered. It was dark and hard to see, but the man was leaning back in his seat and looked very comfortable. Jake couldn’t see what she was giggling about. And then the man’s girlfriend came up for air. She was sitting next to him, and leaned in to kiss him deeply. The man looked around to make sure the coast was clear, then with a hand on the back of her head guided her back down on him. “Looks like we’re not the only couple here,” Petra whispered. “That’s sweet.” The movie went on and Jake tried to forget about how hard he was, how much he wanted to fuck someone, and how easy it would be to do right now. It didn’t help that Petra kept reaching over and taking more popcorn from the bag on his lap; every time she did, hit rubbed against his ...
    ... dick and reminded him of the situation. He was thankful when the bag finally emptied, until her fingers, seeking the last few pieces, brushed firmly against him, once more sending a jolt of pleasure up his spine. “I think it’s empty,” he whispered, setting the bag in the empty seat next to him. Petra made a tiny sad noise and pressed up against him. “Fine, sweetie,” she whispered, “More cuddles for me.” He was about to object when his eyes were suddenly drawn to the screen. There they were. The most magnificent breasts in all of Hollywood. The second-best pair he’d ever laid eyes upon. And the rest of her… wow. This was a really hot scene. It made sense; the woman had been kicking the shit out of bad guys for about an hour, it was about time for some relaxation. And that was when he started feeling it again. At first he didn’t even realize where the pleasure was coming from. Slowly, his brain began to understand what was happening: while he was watching his star-crush get nailed - and wow was that ever happening nicely - Petra was stroking his cock through his pants again. Intentionally, this time. He almost couldn’t handle this information. “Petra-” he whispered, but she put a finger to his lips. “Shhh,” she whispered, “don’t get us kicked out, the usher knows my Dad.” She was still playing her naughty girlfriend game! “I don’t-” “Shhh,” she said again, giving his cock a squeeze, and he stopped caring about whatever it was he’d been thinking a moment ago. Petra’s heart was ...