The Night I Learned To Eat Pussy And Make A Fast Exit - Sex Stories

The Night I Learned To Eat Pussy And Make A Fast Exit

... therapy rehab, when my body and voice can function again," I laughed. I rolled off of her and slid my left hand between her legs to scoop up some of the mixed cum we had deposited in her snatch and rubbed it on her belly. "That would be nice to do again... " I started to say when... "MOM! Wake up! The twins are sick, they're barfing all over their bathroom! Let me in! MOM!" "Oh fuck! You have to get out of here," whispered Marlene. "He can't find you here." I jumped and said, "How? He's at the door!" Her son shouted again. "MOM, LET ME IN!" "Out the window, jump. It's only a few feet. No time to dress, JUST GO!" she hissed at me. To prove the urgency she grabbed my arm and pushed me to the window. As I opened it, Marlene grabbed my shoes and clothes. When the window was opened I pushed the screen out, she threw my clothes out into the dark and all but stuffed me into the open window frame. "Ouch, dammit, watch my dick!" I moaned as it got caught in the aluminum window railing on the sill. With that she pushed me and out I went. I fell into muddy dirt and scrub bushes, dead flowers and grass, just next to my clothes. What a mess! She ...

... slammed the window, pulled down the shade and I was out. I sneaked alongside the wall to the front, reached into my pocket for the car keys and jumped into the car naked. I let the car roll down the driveway in neutral and didn't start the engine until I was in the street. By that time, lights were popping up all over the house. In the excitement of the moment, I realized that one of the dormant bushes I had fallen on was a rose bush. When I flicked on the dome light, I saw that my left leg had multiple tiny gashes and a few thorns stuck into it. I looked like a survivor of Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg. Fuck!! I learned three things that night. How to suck a pussy - really good; that a good fuck was hard to beat; and never, ever get caught in a woman’s bedroom with only one door to escape. The penalty was just too high. I could have gotten a thorn in my dick. I could just imagine going into the emergency room of the local hospital... "Hi, I had a little accident." "Yes sir, what would that be?" says the ER nurse. "I have rose thorns stuck in my cock." says I. "How sweet," says she. "I won't even try to guess how that happened, lover-boy."