1. Teaching Mrs. ATM


    Date: 6/28/2016, Categories: Anal Taboo Author: cornball 

    ... respective vehicles, and drove in opposite directions. When I had finally returned home, I was met with a rather impatient wife of mine. Before I could place the milk into the fridge, I was having it snatched away from me as she brewed some evening coffee. After a few pours until it was a light caramel color, she finally handed the milk back to me before taking a sip of her mug. &#034BLEH!&#034 she shouted in disgust before spitting coffee into the sink. &#034It's spoiled! Again! You bought spoiled milk again! That is the fourth time this month! What is wrong with you?! Don't you even bother to read the expiration date?&#034 I looked down at the carton, only to see a stamped date that was 3 weeks from now. It sure as hell wasn't expired, but I didn't argue. I simply acknowledged my error before walking away, flashing a slight smirk away from her as I thought about the elongated fuck behind the supermarket in the summer heat that had made the milk go bad in just a few hours. I conceded to my angry wife that I would rectify my mistake. I grabbed my car keys, slipped on my shoes and headed out once more toward the market for fresh milk. I drove a measly two blocks from my own home before I began dialing numbers in my cellphone. &#034Hello.... Yeah it's me again... I'm heading out... ... I don't care how sore your ass is. Meet me in the parking lot again. This time, bring your minivan, we'll need the extra space... Ok great. I'll see you soon, Mrs. Ass to Mouth.&#034clickbycornball
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