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Dicktionary

Aardvark's at the front Page one And zygote's near the rear See, here But after that this dictionary's worse than Useless * Look No love But sex is everywhere A noun, to have, to be, Apparently So tied up to identity Commitment's close to shit Sense tells me otherwise Truth's here, before lies Honesty, integrity and trust Are simply absent Lust is there in all its guises Cunt, prick, dick are unsurprising entries Anal's at the back Jack, whack, lack definition Hunger comes before contrition Semen, spunk, cream, junk and mess Are copiously ever present Flaccid's slipped out Rigid's stuffed in No condoms Though subs and doms Beyond my comprehensive comprehension Get a mention Menses don't STD's neither Faeces fail to soil these sheets No thrush, cystitis, leaky teats Fuck, shaft and roger, mean the same While rape, reluctance, shamefully don't... * Who compiles such vile unsexy lexicons Like these? Who sees the sense? Erection sans affection Pounding mound Without the common ground Where love's the dirty word Unheard except in 'I love pussy' 'I love cock' * I tossed the book Screwed up its tissue lies And shot its load of loveless crap Into the nearest bin I fucked it off Then wrote my own I've grown a little through it Come on Do it, try like me To write a dickless dictionary *****