CAW 22 Entry: Gaussian Distribution. - Sex Stories

CAW 22 Entry: Gaussian Distribution.

... wanted to say, I tried it in German, somewhat haltingly, a few words came out in English because I had no idea of the right German one. His demeanor brightened somewhat at my answer. “You are English?” He asked that in slightly accented English. “Yes, I’m sorry for my poor German.” “I found your answer to that question to be quite interesting, we should discuss it. Yes, I am Carl Friedrich Gauss.” “Stephen Charles Somers, at your service, would you care to join me, and my companions,” I indicated, Maria, Louisa and Hanna sitting at my table, “We would all be honored to entertain you.” He indicated that he would and joined us at our table, sitting between me and Maria. He stole a quick glance at Maria’s bountiful bosom before ignoring her and turning to me. Maria spoke to him anyway, “It is a great honor to meet you Doctor Gauss, I followed you work with Ceres with great interest. Though I am sorry I can not match Stephen’s abilities with complex identities, I am aware of Euler’s Identity, though I would struggle to derive it.” Euler’s Identity was the name of the little Mathematical puzzle Gauss opened with. He seemed quite startled that a woman would even be aware of such things. It might be rude for Gauss to speak to a Lady without a formal introduction, so I obliged. “Dr Carl Friedrich Gauss, might I introduce my companions, Miss Maria Freeman, Miss Louisa Smith, Miss Hanna Smits.” Gauss stood up and took the hand of each of the ladies and kissed it, saying he was ...

... charmed to meet them. The girls each greeted him in their own way, Louisa was polite and distant, Hanna effusive and managed a little German, like my efforts it wasn’t too far from her native Dutch. Maria held his hand for longer than was appropriate, looked him right in the eye and again said how pleased she was to meet him. He seemed a little flustered by her attentions, I’d guess that was what Maria was trying to do. If Scientists had groupies, Maria would be one of them. We continued our meal now including our eminent guest. There wasn’t much I could discuss on an equal footing with such a towering intellect, but I tried my best. Maria seemed quite fascinated with him and managed to keep up the conversation. I remember a few snippets. .. “Tell me Dr Gausss.” Maria addressed our guest. “Is it true, as Stephen says when he was teaching me the summation of series, did you really add up all the integers from one to one hundred by deriving the summation formula when you were three?” “No, that is not true. When I was three I corrected my fathers arithmetic. I was eight when I had to sum the series.” .. “I was so sad to learn of the passing of your wife last year. You have our condolences.” Gauss’ demeanor changed back for a moment, he had been looking quite happy. I added, “Yes our deepest sympathies, I lost my own wife not that long ago.” We did manage to steer the conversation back onto happier ground after that. .. Gauss was telling an amusing anecdote, which continued, “We were ...