1. The Boy Who Grew Up


    Date: 2/7/2016, Categories: Celebrities, Author: LouiseFairfax 

    iCarly: The Boy Who Grew UpFreddie’s POV: I happened to be in the wrong place at the right time. At the time though, I didn't really think it was that great. Now though, I can appreciate that Carly's actually a lesbian. Oh, I've had suspicions about Sam's sexuality since we broke up in the elevator... Sam and Carly, let's face it, are closer than close. Best friends? Puh-lease. They've been in love from day one. Well... at least Sam has. I'm sure of it. But you guys don't even know what I'm going on about do you? My apologies! Let me start from the beginning... * * * It was a week and a bit ago when it happened... or when I witnessed it happening. In fact... Gibby was there too. So there were two witnesses. I was actually going back upstairs to fetch the new cable I had installed for the camera. The door was locked. &#034Gibbeh...&#034 says a familiar voice. &#034Hey Gib, you don't have the key do you?&#034 I ask. &#034Oh yeah. Sure do. It's the spare one.&#034 He raised his eyebrows in a creepy, weird way before reaching over to unlock the door. We both wander inside the studio, when the chubby boy suddenly stops in his tracks and appears to be listening carefully. &#034What?&#034 I say. Gibby shrugs. &#034Oh, it's gone now.&#034 The noise I was oblivious to was apparently Carly and Sam fucking each other on the floor of the prop car. They were sex noises that Gibby heard. He told me after we'd left the studio. I rolled my eyes and told him that it was a ridiculous thought. ...
    ... That Sam and Carly wouldn't be doing something so ... weird. Then he slapped me. Gibby slapped me. Right across the face. &#034That's offensive, and sexist, Fredward.&#034 Gibby says, in tone of seriousness. &#034Lesbians are not weird. Just like gay men are not weird. It's love.&#034 Love. What did Gibby Gibson know about love? I myself had absolutely no clue about the crazy little thing called love. It's true! &#034Are you saying that Carly's a-&#034 &#034I'm not saying... I'm telling you. I heard them yesterday, in Carly's shower. Sam must be good in bed if Carly-&#034 &#034Lalalallalalala dadalalalallalalal dalallalalalala laa!&#034 I sing, extra loudly, whilst quickly blocking my ears. &#034Homophobe,&#034 mutters Gibby. So later on... I saw Sam, who smiled weakly and ran past me. Okay, so nothing so unusual there. The girl quite often ignores my face... but when Carly had the exact same response, I knew that Gibby had to be right. And for the third time in my life... I felt very, very embarrassed. The following week dragged on and I tried to avoid my two best friends. It worked for some of the time. &#034Dude, you're such a jerk! What, just cause Carly and Sam are sweet on each other, you gotta be all weirded out by it?&#034 Gibby questions. after cornering me. &#034Uhh, let's think about that for a sec. YES.&#034 Next, he'll be proclaiming his own homosexuality or something like that. Why else would Gibby be so defensive about Sam and Carly's sexual preferences? I had ...
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