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Paying The Rent

... swallow most of her piss. When I casually look back at her asshole, I startle. A four inch long turd is dangling from her ass and about to drop on my forehead. Damn. I rush my mouth back upwards, just in time to see her asshole twitch, nipping the turd which comes crashing down. I just manage to catch it with my mouth, where it stands up straight for a few seconds before its tip doubles over and slaps across my nose. That was close. I must learn to pay better attention. Never thought toilet service could be so complicated. I pull the turd into my mouth with my tongue and start chewing it up. Already the next one is pushing through her sphincter and I know I have to hurry. No time to register taste or smell, just hurry! I swallow the last bit down when the next turd is inches from my lips. Damn what a huge sucker that is. No way it’ll fit. I open my mouth and it slides slowly in. Already it is thinning out at the top and I strain my lower jaw in an attempt to open my mouth even wider to catch the turd as it finally comes flip-flopping down across my teeth, lips, nose and cheeks. The paper is rustling above while I eating up Carol’s second turd. Maybe she realizes what a hard time her dump is giving me, or maybe she’s just not in a hurry. The fact is that her third turd doesn’t come flowing out until ten minutes later, and I’m ready for it. The fourth comes with a rain of piss. After ten more minutes, Carol finally lifts her ass off the toilet seat. I realize how hot it has ...

... been in here when cool air comes rushing in. ‘Edna, are you going to use the toilet?’ ‘Yes, I’ll be right there.’ Edna’s face comes peeking over the toilet rim. She giggles nervously. She doesn’t seem really comfortable with the setup, yet there is no hesitation when she pulls up her night gown, turns around and sits her hairy ass on the toilet seat. Plenty of light coming in on both sides of her bony behind. No sooner is she seated, the first fart prattles from her asshole. Big purple bubbles pop out as she pushes, and almost immediately a thin stream of mushy brown shit comes gobbling out from somewhere between them. It comes in waves and splatters against the back of my throat. I have just time to swallow and breathe between waves, before my mouth fills up again. Edna’s shit is a lot easier to swallow, as it is almost liquid, sparsed with some thicker globs of soft shit. She shits intermittently for about fifteen minutes, then a series of sputtering farts spray my face with small drops of shit. When I see the hairy bush around her cunt twitch, I know she’s getting ready to piss. I move my mouth in position, although it is hard to fathom where exactly her piss is going to shoot from as her whole cunt is covered in long coarse hair and I can’t even make out her cuntlips. A slow trickle that partially gets caught in the dense hair gives away the location though, and I’m ready when the full stream starts to cascade down. She is not pissing with force, her piss just sort of drops ...