Kinky Vanilla: Chapter 3 - Sex Stories

Kinky Vanilla: Chapter 3

... "You're telling me you actually watched this shit twice?" "Yeah, what's so bad about it?" "It's..." I couldn't take it anymore. "Here let me show you some real porn." I closed the tab just as the woman's "sexy" moans began to sound like someone taking a constipated shit and started searching up one of my favorite porn videos. "Okay, Jord," Cammi said sheepishly, "don't be mad, but I've been on your computer and seen your porn comics so please don't show me drawn little girls taking it until they cry. I saw those already and they really creeped me out-" "Okay, um..." I trailed off as I felt the heat of embarrassment well up around my neck. "Thank you for your honesty. Please don't stalk my shit on my computer again. And I'm not going to show you hentai. I'm going to show you real live porn, with real live people. Sex done right, unlike your ancient softcore movie." "Okay," Cammi said as she stood up from my bed and walked over to my desk. She planted her hands at the edge of my desk to support herself and leaned in to watch me try to find the video I was looking for. I glanced over to the corner of my eye to see how her arms were pushing her budding tits together and making her tiny cleavage even more tantalizing. "Having trouble concentrating?" she asked. I diverted my gaze to her eyes to see they were already on mine. "Nope," I said quickly, and turned back to the monitor to continue my search. In less than a minute I had found it, a very popular video with a famous ...

... pornstar that I knew for a fact showcased fellatio, cunnilingus, various sex positions, and a money shot. "Money shot!" I exclaimed out of nowhere. "What?" Cammi said. "You asked what it's called when you cum on someone. I just remembered, it's called a money shot. Usually on the face," I said with far too much glee. "That's...great." I cleared my throat. "Ahem, anyway, here." I played the video and it opened with one of those corny, horribly acted scenes where the slutty girl in a huge house has some big burly guy come over for who knows what reason and ends up taking off his pants. What was the scenario here again? Right, plumber. "Wow," Cammi said sarcastically, "this is so much better. I'm so glad you showed me your real porn. " She looked upwards and made a stupid voice on "real porn." "Oh, yeah, um, amateur porn is way better than pornstar porn, but this one's really good. And more importantly, it'll show you a bunch of things you should know," So we can do them. "Let's just skip this crap..." I skipped forward to the part where the pornstar and the "plumber" were just about to get it on. She undid his belt and unzipped his jeans and pulled out his cock- "Holy," Cammi said quietly as she leaned in closer to the screen, "do all guys get that big?" "Really rarely. They usually pick big muscly guys with huge dicks to be male pornstars." "...It's so big," Cammi continued. She was frowning trying to comprehend how a dick could get to that size. The caveman in me didn't like that. ...