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AFTER CASE: Man today had me wiped. Why are you wiped Tony? You hardly did anything. Oh I hardly did nothing eh? You Bishop need only remember it was I who tackled you when that nutcase decided to use you for sniper target practice. And I who chased down the other douche bag that thought his disguise was even close to the every awesome James Bond. Oh I don't know Tony I think you're getting confused seem I remember tackling you and chasing the douche bag. Tony gets up. Oh yeah I don't think so. Bishop getting up acts like she is just looking and stretching and then when Tony looks away charges him taking him to the floor. See I told you I tackled you not the other way around. Ah so it would seem. But if you would be so kind. Ahhh!! Tony rolls and flips to get on top pinning down her arms. See I'm just not convinced it could have been either way. You know this would take a lot of explaining to do if anyone else was here. Little did they know Abby was standing there out of sight watching. Yeah you're right. It would take a lot to explain why you are wrestling each other to the ground in the work place after hours and being male and female, one might draw the wrong conclusion. Ah Abby didn't know you where there, or still here. Ah just doing some cleaning before heading home. So Tony are you going to get off of her or not. Oh huh, oh yeah sorry. It's cool. I'm fine. Abby is just jealous it's you on me instead of her. What, wait. Bishop you can't tell him our secret. It's Tony ...

... for goodness sake. Now he will tell mcgee and the he will want to get the truth from me and then Gibbs will find out. Just a mess. Oh don't worry Abby Tony won't say a word. Oh yeah, why wouldn't I? You won't say a word because of this. She grabs Tony and leans up and kisses him with all she's got. Tony still in shock just lets it happen. As Bishop breaks the kiss Abby says well didn't see that coming. Tony looks at Abby. Abbys like well I ain't going to kiss you if that's what you're waiting for. Tony stands up. I think I need to go home. Ah come on Tony it was just a kiss. Bishop gets up and stands next to Abby. Tony grabs his stuff ready to leave when she says oh well your loss. Then she kisses Abby and they wrap each other up in a passionate make out style. All Tony can do is watch. Abby taking a breath says hey if you wanna watch pay up this ain't a free show unless you're going to be joining. Bishop walks over to Tony. Ahh come on lighten up. It's just us here and we won't tell a soul. She gets up against him and leans in for the kiss. Tony thinks ahh hell I'm dreaming I gotta be dreaming. So if I'm dreaming why does it feel so wrong and real. Tony gives in and grabs Bishop pulling her into a deep and passionate kiss. Abby watching says my work here is done. Bishop says okay see you tomorrow. Tony says wait you ain't staying. Nope I only do that with her ain't about to change that Tony sorry. Oh ok. What I ain't enough for you. Ha your plenty. Then shut up and continue. ...