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Nobody Puts Barnaby in the Corner
Date: 8/27/2024, Categories: Mature Author: byPublandlady, Source: Literotica
... as the ball ripped through bone, hair, blood and brain. Fragments of lead and bone embedded in other naked flesh and hair. The horrified scream continued, worse than a burning soul, as Barnaby strode across the room and out through the front door. "Help! Help! Fetch the Constable. There has been an outrage," he shouted as loudly as he could. People came running, not so much to help but to witness a scandal. ............................................................... "Do you believe him when he says that he returned home and found his wife with a lover?" asked the Coroner. "Well he is a simple soul. I don't feel that he has the wit to make-up such a story," stated the Constable. "What about the pistol?" "He would not be the only person who keeps one in case of burglars. I do myself." "What is the surviving party saying?" "Absolutely nothing. Mind you with that amount of morphine, I'm not surprised." The Coroner concluded, "I am inclined to the view that it is manslaughter but no jury of twelve men is going to bring that verdict in under these circumstances." "Definitely not murder then?" asked the Constable. "Do you honestly believe that Barnaby Barnaby has the intelligence and timing to premeditatedly shoot his unfaithful wife in the back of the head while simultaneously destroying the cock and bollocks of her lover?" said the Coroner. "I suppose that you're right. He maintains that he only meant to shoot the man but missed. What should we do then?" asked the Constable. "Better just release him into the custody of his loving mother," concluded the Coroner.