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My Smoky Family - chapter 1
Date: 8/14/2024, Categories: Fiction Blowjob Teen Male/Teen Female Author: Limnophile, Source: sexstories.com
... just an idiot.” She quickly reached and tickled me under my arms. I laughed and tickled her back, until I accidentally tickled one of her small breasts. She screeched, “Yeek!” “Sorry! Sorry! It was an accident! Really!” “Watch it, or I’ll TICKLE your NUTS!” She made a fist and smiled again. I held my hands over my zipper defensively. “Sorry!” Everybody chuckled a little as I sat and ate with them. When I was nearly done eating, Aunt Sherry cleared her throat and revealed our big family secrets. “Ahem. Since all of you are adults now, you should know the truth. You might have wondered why Junior’s hair is almost platinum blonde, Felicia’s is darker blonde, and Cassondra…” She pointed to my sister’s red braids. She gave us a few moments to think about it, then continued, “Netanya is Cassondra’s real mother. She was pregnant when our family hired her as a housekeeper. That’s why she’s only four months younger than Junior, not ten months like we always told you. It shouldn’t matter much, but her real birthday is in June, not December. Cass isn’t related to Junior or Felicia by blood, but we’re still family at heart.” She didn’t even pause for us to think, before revealing the other big secret, “I’m really Felicia’s mother, and she and ...
... Junior have the same father. The two of them are half-brother and sister, and cousins I guess. We always told you my sister Carrie was your mother, because Netanya and I didn’t want to be embarrassed about being single moms. This shouldn’t change anything. Netanya and I still love all of you.” My ‘sisters’ and I froze in shock, unable to speak. After a few silent moments, Netanya said, “Tell funeral story also.” Aunt Sherry sighed. “I guess you’re all old enough to hear the reason we laughed at Craig Senior and Carrie’s funeral. They loved each other, and all of you, very much. They really did. The mortician told us why their car crashed into the bridge and they died. Senior was driving and Carrie distracted him.” I felt a tear forming, and saw my ‘sisters’ were already starting to cry. Sherry took a big puff from her vape and exhaled a cloud toward the ceiling, then told us the rest. “They needed to remove his penis from her throat, and two of her fingers from his rear. They even charged an extra hundred because it took pliers, a mallet, and half an hour to get the stupid grin off his face.” We laughed ‘til we couldn’t breathe, then laughed some more. My chest ached, but I couldn’t stop. Felicia laughed so hard she fell off her chair. -