1. What The Fuck!


    Date: 8/13/2024, Categories: Mature Author: PJH, Source: LushStories 

    "What the fuck!" said the woman, turning to confront the person that had just slapped her arse.

"Oh, I am so sorry, I thought that you were someone else," responded the man who had slapped her arse.

"Someone that you must know quite well," said the woman, softening a bit as she looked at the handsome man.

"Yes, again, I am so sorry; can I buy you a drink to apologise?" said the man.

They were both in a rather crowded bar in a hotel, but at this moment there may as well just be the two of them in there.

"Yes, you can, a gin and tonic please," replied the woman, before smiling and winking at the female whom she had been in conversation with. The female was open-mouthed at what she had just witnessed.

"Shall we see if we can find a seat?" said the man, returning with the drink.

"Yeah, if I am sitting down you will not be able to slap my arse," said the woman, who the man was already fancying.

"Don't you like having your arse slapped?" responded the man.

"Depends on who is doing the slapping," said the woman, looking over her shoulder as she headed for a table with two seats in the corner of the bar.

The pair got seated.

"My name is Chris," said the man.

"Do you often slap strangers arses, Chris?" smiled the very attractive woman.

"No, I honestly thought that you were a woman that I work with, she is blonde, and has a dress like yours," said Chris, wondering if he was going to get to know the woman's name.

"I would hazard a guess that ...
    ... you do more than work with her," said the woman.

"Yes, we get together from time to time," said Chris.

"I bet you do," smirked the woman after taking a sip of her drink.

"Can I ask your name?" said Chris.

"You can," teased the woman.

"What is your name, sexy lady?" smiled Chris.

"Are you hitting on me young man?" responded the woman.

"Young man? I am probably the same age as you," said Chris, who was thirty-four.

"Not unless you are fifty," replied the woman.

"You are never fifty," said Chris, thinking that the woman was maybe forty, but no more.

"Believe it, honey," said the woman, thinking that she had got a fuck for the night.

"Are you local?" asked Chris.

"Nope, staying in the hotel, in town for a conference; are you local?" responded the woman.

"Yeah, I am local," said Chris, wanting to get into the woman's knickers.

"Tina," said the woman.

"What?" responded Chris, not realising that she was answering his earlier question.

"My name is Tina, you ding-bat," laughed the woman, putting her hand on Chris's.

"Right, pleased to meet you, Tina," smiled Chris.

"Pleased to meet you too, Chris," said Tina, taking Chris's hand in hers.

The couple gazed deep into each other's eyes, this looked like only ending up in one place.

"Are you thinking what I am thinking, Tina?" asked Chris.

"I think that that is very likely," said Tina, flashing her teeth and then licking her lips.

"We only met a few minutes ago," said Chris, ...
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