1. Cut Loose Ch. 1


    Date: 8/3/2024, Categories: Fiction Anal Blowjob Consensual Sex Erotica Incest Male/Female Oral Sex Author: Eccho, Source: sexstories.com 

    God, this is so boring. Guess this is what I get for being among the first to show up. The only people here are a bunch of uncles and aunts who I’m surprised are still kicking around and unattentive cousins who are either sucking up to everyone else while their crotch spawns run around doing God knows what. No one cool is even here yet. This sucks. When am I gonna learn my lesson? No one ever shows up in the first five fucking hours of family reunions. And I can’t just leave. Learned that lesson the hard way.

What’s even the point of family reunions anyways? It’s just a whole day of bragging, jealousy, politics, “Do you remember me?”, “We should talk more.”, and then we leave without another word for an entire year with the process repeating itself. It’s just so stupid. Why don’t we all just cut out the middleman and just refrain from communicating with each other ever again? Would save a lot of time and energy.

But as I’m in the midst of the disdain I have for being here, I’m suddenly blindsided by a pair of familiar hands covering my eyes. Well, on second thought, family reunions aren’t that bad.

“Guess whooo~” I hear Carrie’s voice say teasingly,

“Mr. Fufferman’s right pus-filled ass cheek?” I joke, garnering a giggle with a playful tap on my head,

“Charming as always, Ethan.”

I laugh with her before turning around and getting a good look at her. I’m immediately met with a smile that could light up a room. The very brightest ray of sunlight on this ...
    ... cloudy fucking day. She’s such a lifesaver in times like this.

“What are you doing here so early?” I question, “You usually don’t show up until the population decreases by half.”

“Yeah, it’s a bit early for anyone to be here, isn’t it?” she replies in a sarcastic tone as she folds her arms, “Why would anyone make the mistake of showing up too early? Especially more than once? Why exactly would anyone make that mistake?”

“Oh, shut up. I’m always struggling to determine the best times to leave without everyone’s panties bunching up in their ass from the mere thought of me not showing up. It’s no secret how I feel about this shit.”

“Why not act like you’re having hotel troubles?”

...Hm…

“Well, see there’s a simple answer for that,” I reply, “Y’see, I’m not smart enough to come up with an idea that genius.”

“Oh, you’re just saying that,” she says with a cocky wave of her hand, “I mean, it is the truth, after all. So feel free to continue telling me how much of a genius I am. Go ahead. I’m listening.”

I chuckle at her douchebag act before saying,

“Self-absorbed much?”

“Why not?” she replies, “I’m the only person that matters.”

“Wow. Might wanna give that arm of yours a break.”

“What?”

“Oh, it’s just imperative to give someone that reminder if they’re too caught up in jerking themselves off.”

“Cute.”

“Bitch, I’m adorable.”

“Heh. Yes you are.”

I’m so happy our relationship is this fun. I couldn’t even dream of doing this with any other ...
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