10-8 Silver Lining - Sex Stories

10-8 Silver Lining

... family lawyer who I knew was good, quick, fair and competent. I also asked him to sort out another pressing issue.

I jump forward a month as the result of that latter request.

We had a huge family dinner with EVERYONE present.

I stood up, again to my full 6'2", and before we ate I gave another speech, holding a piece of A4 and wearing my infamous 'Prick with a Fork' comedy BBQ apron.

Dearly beloved, We are gathered here together today to witness.....ahem, sorry, wrong day, wrong time, wrong venue. And I'm not a vicar anyway!

I cleared my throat again, and restarted without notes.

We have in our midst a bank robber's son, who has produced in union with my surrogate sassy daughter Franny (two fingers to her - she just smirked) a son who, I'm ashamed to admit, bears my middle name. He is another criminal. Yesterday at breakfast while sitting on my lap I witnessed him brazenly stealing two of my Marmite soldiers. (Big laugh. Franny hugged him tightly.)

We also have a man called Ben, but he sometimes goes by the nom de plume Benjamina. (He and his mother turned bright red. Turns out she hadn't ever told Kim about this episode!)

He's still learning about sexual matters. Just this morning I had to take him into my room and show him the difference between two types of men's penises. I refer of course to the short ones and the long ones!! (Huge guffaws)

Last but not least, we have the delightful and delectable Bindi, who despite the dark cloud of her ...

... massive grief has turned it into a silver lining. Her presence here in this house makes every dull day into a bright sunny one, I'm sure you'll all agree. (Murmurs of approval)

To that end I have a special piece of paper to give her. No, it's not a swimming certificate for 50 metres. She fucking sank before she got to the end. (More laughs and giggles) It's adoption papers. Bindi, from today, you are officially and legally our daughter. We pledge to nurture you, care for you, keep you safe, and teach you all we know about pee drinks and golden showers. (Loud roar) Raise your glasses everyone to welcome her into the family. I gave her a 24-carat gold bracelet (of different design to Franny and Chris') engraved with: Margey/Steve/Bindi, and the date.

Everyone of course hugged her. Towards the end of the evening, she told the assembled company that the best kind of shampoo she ever used on that long straight jet black hair of hers that went past her buttocks - was URINE. So everyone (I think there were 10 adults - you do the counting) tanked up on water and juice. She sat in the bath completely naked, and there was just SO MUCH PEE!! A huge queue formed to help her wash it out.

Suze had recently passed her test and took her in my car (on different days!!) to Chris & Franny's - they fucked her separately and then DPed.

To Ben & Molly's - fucked separately, took a break, then DPed her.

To Andrea & Kim's - you guessed it, both holes with strap-ons, separately, and later ...