Meeting Lisa E Part 1 - Sex Stories

Meeting Lisa E Part 1

Meeting Lisa E

I met argumentative Lisa online on a dating site. She had bad teeth, bad attitude and a lazy dress sense. We chatted for a week or two, and I found her annoying as she had a strong negative attitude about everything and mostly everyone. Because of that I stopped initiating contact, and I had begun to answer her less and less quickly when she chatted to me online. She complained about me taking my time to answer her and I said “What’s the point, you show no interest in meeting and I’m not on here for pen pals?” She said I had to ask her, so I suggested a drink that afternoon at the river. Lisa sent me her number and I put it in my phone. I named her Lisa E for Esperanto as she said she could speak the Esperanto Language fluently.

It was a lovely warm afternoon, so I drove my new BMW convertible. I was not thinking about the impression it would make, and not really caring what Lisa thought. Lisa was at the agreed place on the river bank early and saw me drive up with the rood off. Lisa walked towards me as I got out of the car. She said “I’m not surprised you turn up in a car like this, you are so bloody self assured, I was pretty sure you were successful”. I just smiled and shook hands hello. While I opened the champagne Lisa gave me a lot of shit about my BMW 328 convertible.

When the sand flies got to me and I wanted to go, she gave me lots of shit about being a baby.

When I left the river bank, there was no kiss goodbye from me. I mentally drew ...

... a line through her name.

Lisa continued to text me and message me online. On one text let slip she's dominant out of the bedroom but loved being submissive in the bedroom. She also said in another text that she found my calm sense of control very arousing and dominant, like a man used to being in control. She often asked me about my sexual fantasies and what I would do to please her if I got the chance. I thought “That’s a big giveaway she’s asking for hot sex”.

Lisa continued to contact me, then asked me outright why I hadn’t asked for a second date. I said I was egalitarian and it was her turn to ask. Surprisingly she did ask me out, but said I had to bring the Champagne. I accepted her offer of a walk and then drink by the river and offered her a pick up. Lisa accepted and I knew I was in when her next text was her address and the time - 4pm.

Surprisingly she was dressed sexy in a short feminine dress and was very polite the entire date. After the walk and two bottles of champagne, I was dropping her home and she invited me inside. I accepted and grabbed the 2 bottles of champagne I had on ice in the boot just in case she did invite me in.

Once inside Lisa said “I Think you are the only date I have ever had that wasn’t all over me from the start. You are making me work for this and its so fucking sexy to have to try for a guy. Do you think you might get around to kissing me this date, or are you just god damn lazy”.

I very slowly moved my face closer and ...