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Funny experiences

... the residents are old." "Maybe she lives in an adjacent building. She's called Alexandra and is 18 like me. Do you know her?" Her eyes turned red and I could see thunders and lightning coming off her face. "She's my s****r!" Luckily, I was the best athlete at school and managed to run the 60 yards in 7". None of them of course talked to me anymore, so I decided to go all in with the third girl and on the following day I sent her a message. She replied: "Do you want to have sex only with related girls? I'm Alexandra's cousin, you m***n!" LOL I had to wait a couple of months and a perfect stranger to have sex for the first time. The third episode is far more recent. It just happened a year and a half ago. I went with my then girlfriend (I had met her less than a month before, it was our third date) to a pub a few km from my town. We had some fun and of course I didn't drink any alcohol. On that road, the police often used to check drivers and I didn't want any problem. However, while I was driving home, my girlfriend, who was a little d***k, wanted to have sex and kept on asking for ...

... it. "Please, wait for a while. We are just 2 kms from ******" (our town), I said swearing against myself and my law abiding character. Two fucking kms. But she didn't want to wait and unzipped my jeans, pull out my dick and started sucking. I slowed down a lot but could not stop the car because there was no space. As you can imagine driving was not easy: it was all dark and I had my gf's head near the steering wheel. The car advanced weaving and of course we found the police. I was fucked up so I told my girlfriend to stop doing it because there was the police. "I know all of them, they let us pass. My father is the chief." I slammed on the brakes. We were less than a hundred metres from the check point. Noticing the hard braking, two policemen get near and asked me what happened. My gf said: "Hello daddy, Davide slammed on the brakes because he didn't know you were a policeman". I smiled with an heartbeat. "Oh sweety, where have you gone?" "A pub near *******" "Did you drink anything?" he asked me. "No, Mister. Nothing. I had to drive." "Oh, good guy. Just remember to zip your jeans."