Lil Lennie 01 - Sex Stories

Lil Lennie 01

... again, especially since I figured a couple of things out, which rumor has it that I figured out the next day in a scarecrow girlfriend experience type of thing, but that's just a silly rumor, so, um, moving on then.

"I mean, hey, um, me and some of my glass factory co-workers wanted to know if, um, if you needed or wanted a cocktail or something, so, I mean, what do you say, huh?"

"Oh, maybe later because right now, um, um, I mean, OMG, right now my hands need a rinse, mister and that's more important! But your factory pants are cleaner than I expected, so, um, OMFG, I have to go now!"

I mean, listen, folks, maybe I went on a after dark picnic with Stuffed Steven, but listen, what's really important here is if everybody on the planet knows that it's a baby stroller in the big gift box, why not just poke the roller wheels through the bottom of the box so bar backs like that guy Gill, don't have to get his hands all pebbly from where someone pushed it across the parking lot, hmm?

[Slowly pushing an occupied Men's room door for the first time is absolutely nerve wrecking]

"Gill?

[Wash, scrub, wash, rinse, scrub, wash]

LOL, ear pod buds, right?

[Hip bump with a lately filled out hip]

"LOL, I'm sorry if I startled you, Gill, so?"

[Whip ear buds off, wash, hip bump back, wash, hip bump back, back, rinse, rinse, dry, dry, dry]

"I mean, Lil Lennie, I might be too much a nerd to make this sound good, but I'm almost demanding a second chance at the ...

... scarecrow girlfriend experience, so?"

[LOL, somebody's eyes went wide with excitement when "scarecrow girlfriend experience" rolled out]

"(Gulp) how many minutes do I have to get out of this Men's room before the glass factory rats start lining up on me, Gill, hmm?"

Oh, I know how things work when a transitional Boi steps into a Men's room, especially when the Men's room is inside of a club.

"Less than one minute, I suppose, so, make it happen, Lil Lennie, make it so I get the scarecrow girlfriend experience soon!"

I mean, there could be worse experiences, am I right, folks? And so, what if maybe I liked the sound of the scarecrow girlfriend experience anyways, hmm? It's not like I buried my head in my phone as I made my way past the long line up of factory rats who thought they were going to get the club sex experience, so.

[Ping (pause) Lil Lennie (pause) has a new post on (pause) Chang: Hah, guys at the club who want the scarecrow girlfriend experience, hah!]

"Bartender Samantha, I think I'm done with at the club and need to be on my way, so, what do I owe you for my tab since I spent so much time here in the club, hmm, bartender Samantha?"

[Ping, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the scarecrow girlfriend experience is now officially trending on Chang, like, like, like, like, like and so on]

"Oh, Lil Lennie, since your club cocktail was just a Cuba Libre minus the rum, but plus two extra ...