Lil Lennie 01 - Sex Stories

Lil Lennie 01

... still waiting for you to say something nice about me, so?"

[That guy, William is so losing. And he actually checked out Lil Lennie]

"(OMFG!) Lil Lennie, fine, if it helps move this along, fine, your skinny body finally filled out and your appearance finally, um, grew up decently and you finally got everything that you waited for, so, can we swing way, way, way, way, way back to the original point, huh? Also, just what the hell is buzzling red anyways, huh?"

Well, I wasn't keeping score or anything, but that guy, William, just paid attention to what I was saying, so, it doesn't matter that I just made up buzzling red, which was another check mark in my win column.

"Oh, I mean, the original point of my visit to your club..."

"Ahem, tavern, a normal every day, century old tavern, Lil Lennie. I mean, wait for it, again and again because this place has that century old musty smell and our disco ball is two bad light bulbs that flicker in the restroom hallway, so?"

Oh, ahem, as far listening to me goes, darken the check mark in win column! And I had never been inside of a real club before, so, it was a club to me.

"Well, I already posted on Chang that I was visiting a club today and I can't take that back now, William, so that's that, but my original point, which I did not throw a hissy fit to be assigned with, is that..."

"Oh, I mean, I'm glad that you like waiting in line so much, Lil Lennie because I already know all about the hissy fit you threw with ...

... Mrs. Tanner to be the one who double checked that we would have extra bar backs on staff to help with the carrying of gifts up and down the rickety old steps, I mean, this tavern has been renting out the upper floor for parties like forever, so, we know a couple of things, okay? And if you're waiting to hear that Mrs. Tanner would have agreed to anything to get you out of her house because her marriage is important to her, I mean, I might give you that one. Also, you're not attending the baby shower, right, Lil Lennie?"

I mean, don't wait for my response to that because all I heard was that I might be a distraction.

"Hello? I have work to do here in the club, I mean, tavern, Lil Lennie, so, hello?"

"[Wiggles head a little bit] oh, um, no, I'm not attending the baby shower, but I'm not using the one-way plane ticket to Wyoming that Mrs. Tanner gifted to me either for my efforts to verify the club rules, but, um, I think that maybe we covered everything then, um, William, so?"

"Um, then what are you waiting for, Lil Lennie?"

"I mean, William, maybe I'm waiting for you to say that I could just "pop" into the club tomorrow to just make sure everything is going well and that's all, I promise, so?"

"Well, technically, bars, taverns and clubs are not hassled if "under 21's" are inside up to 8pm and since the baby shower is scheduled to end about 7pm, I mean, you could technically "pop" in, I suppose, but I'm warning you about wearing longer jeans since I already ...