Coach’s Cutie Ch. 03 - Sex Stories

Coach’s Cutie Ch. 03

... about this, in case you can't tell."

Greg (still looking nervous): "Oh, I can tell."

Me (after this motherless porn site finishes loading): "Okay I'm here. Where am I going? Am I just searching for something?"

Greg (while I click on the search bar at the top): "Uh... yeah... you can search."

Me (looking at Greg impatiently now): "Well?? Hello? What am I searching for?"

He's so nervous! This is all so fascinating!

Greg: "Okay, search for... 3 girls 1 paddle."

Me (very intrigued now): "3 girls 1 paddle?"

Greg (after swallowing hard): "Yeah..."

Me (chuckling): "I see... I'm assuming this is some sort of BDSM movie and not a documentary about a female crew team that was short on rowing equipment?"

Greg gives me a nervous laugh in response to my lame joke, and then I see the search results come up on my phone. There are a number of thumbnails to choose from, but it's not obvious which one is his movie.

Me (while offering the phone to Greg): "Which one is it?"

Greg (while scrolling on my phone): "For some weird reason, it doesn't come back at the top of the search, even though that's the exact name. Hold on..."

Greg (after navigating through the results): "Here it is, it's on the second page. It's this one, the one that's 26 minutes and 32 seconds long."

And there it is. Sure enough, it's called '3 girls 1 paddle' and based solely on the one thumbnail, it looks almost vintage, like it has a grainy film quality to it? The thumbnail has a ...

... picture of what looks like a school girl. Or at least a girl in a schoolgirl uniform?

Me (excited): "Well let's do this!"

I click on the movie to start it playing, and then I click the airplay button on my phone to have it show up on my bedroom tv. Finally, I place my phone down on my bedside table so I can give Greg and this very mysterious porno movie, my full attention.

I look over at Greg, and he still seems petrified. This is great.

The movie starts out with three girls in what appears to be a doctor's office? Like I saw in the one thumbnail, they're dressed in schoolgirl uniforms. Right away though, it becomes clear this movie isn't in English.

Me (surprised): "What language is this?"

Greg: "I think it's Czech?"

Me (quite confused already): "Do you speak Czech?"

Greg (chuckling): "No."

Me: "Your favorite porn movie that you've watched a hundred times isn't even in English? And there aren't even subtitles? Seriously?!?"

Greg (seeming a little defensive): "I know. It's weird. This whole thing is weird Becca, I'm sorry."

Me: "No it's fine. I'm not judging, Hon."

That's a lie, though. I'm definitely judging a little, as this whole thing is fucking bizarre.

There's some sort of receptionist woman, and she's handing these three girls in the movie each a paper gown. Two of the girls are blonde, and one of them is taller than the other. While the third girl is a brunette. The movie definitely seems kind of retro, but I honestly can't tell if ...