1. Last Chance


    Date: 11/12/2015, Categories: Humor, Author: RejectReality

    ... started coming in rapid gasps, and she pushed Emily away, unable to endure any more. Emily smiled, her face covered in Andra’s wetness, and she crawled sensually over the other woman’s body to kiss her. Their lips met, and after a few moments of passionate tongue wrangling, Andra began to lap her own juices from Emily’s face with a sexy, amused growl. The image froze, and a very confused Clarence, his mouth hanging wide open, turned back to his supervisor. “But... but...” “Accomplished your mission, have you? It certainly doesn’t look like it to me. Clarence, it is absolutely critical that this woman get over her aversion to men. She is going to be important later, and if she gives up on men, she’s not going to do what she’s supposed to do. This Alan is the only one who can convince her to change her mind,” Lellor lectured. “But I... It had to have hit. It just had to,” Clarence stammered. Lellor groaned dramatically, and gestured to the cloud viewport again. When Clarence turned back, the image started moving backward, like a videocassette rewinding. Clarence saw Emily and Andra touching, kissing, and lapping each other in reverse, obviously for quite some time. They then rose and walked backwards out of Andra’s bedroom, clothing leaping up from the floor into their hands and sliding back onto their bodies. The pair walked to the door, where a passionate kiss lasted for several moments. The two women then backed out the door. The scene rewound to a cab ride, and then to a ...
    ... bar. Inside the bar, there were absolutely no men. Clarence watched the steadily building desire in both women’s eyes in reverse, until they walked backwards out of the club to a cab. Finally, the scene reached the moment when Clarence fired his arrow. Lellor froze it at the last moment, showing the arrow protruding not from Andra, but instead from Emily’s right breast. “Oh no,” Clarence moaned, covering his face in his hands. “To say the least,” Lellor responded. “I have no idea what the boss was thinking when he assigned you to the A-team for this, but far be it from me to question him. I’m not going to tell him how to do his job, but I’m certainly going to do mine, and make sure you do yours.” Lellor stood up, walking briskly around the puffy bank of clouds he used as a desk to stand over Clarence. “I’m giving you one last chance, Clarence. I swear to you, if you fail this time, I’ll put you in charge of zoo pandas.” Walking back around to his desk, Lellor muttered, “Heaven knows that nobody will notice if you miss most of the time with those pandas. The silly humans counteract most of our arrows anyway. They’re constantly watching the poor animals, shoving thermometers into them just as they’re getting in the mood, and showing them films of the two homeliest pandas on the planet mating. Then they have the nerve to wonder why they aren’t getting baby pandas. I swear humans are helpless sometimes.” Sitting back down, Lellor waved his hand impatiently, “Now, get out of my ...
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