Oral ∞ Unbound Ch.1: Introduction - Sex Stories

Oral ∞ Unbound Ch.1: Introduction

... you’re easily in the 99th percentile. Utterly unimportant.”

“Oh. Well, er… good? So what’s with.. that?” you reply, gesturing vaguely at your surroundings and waving your arms through the holographic chaos. The fractal images ripple and disperse before fading away, leaving you alone with the Asian gravure model-cum-Alien AI.

“Have you heard of the butterfly effect? No? A simple premise. The sensitive dependence on initial conditions means that a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in later states. Essentially, there is currently a hole in reality in the shape of your existence. Every time any particle should have come into contact with that hole, it now results in a different variable, which in turn creates more unaccounted for timelines. Exponentially so when sentience and free will are added as variables. Given the chaotic nature of reality, things get messy quicker than we can account for. And as auditors of the multiverse, we don’t like things messy.”

“So… I broke the universe? Or, the version of it you like?” you ask.

“Essentially, yes. It renders much of our tachyon technology inaccurate if left unchecked. These things happen more often than you’d think, especially with type III civilizations.” The Entity raises an eyebrow and offers a wry smile. “To see it occur in a species so primitive as your own is a rarity, and one not worthy of manual correction. To that end, your re-insertion into the ...

... universe will be completely automated, hence the use of this AI to facilitate your insertion into the data mining liminal space.”

“Meaning… what, exactly?” you ask, somewhat at a loss as to what the point of all this was.

“We're just going to have you play out every possible way you could interact with reality in every conceivable timeline. You'll play out every possible event that could ever happen to you and each scenario will be stored, ready to be re-inserted into the universe as and when required. It's a fully automated process. From your perspective, nothing will have happened.”

“How long will that take?”

“From a mortal perspective? Infinite eons. Long enough that the lifespan of the universe will pass in a fraction of a second, relatively speaking.”

“Oh. Well, I don't think I'm going to live that long.”

“You wont need to. We only need the data from the events, not your memory of them. You have already been duplicated into many trillions of variations of yourself. Each will be assigned a task, and will play out every possible scenario in which this task could theoretically be involved. Each time you complete a scenario, we will log it, fold the timeline back on itself and you'll be free to choose the next. No relative time will have passed.”

“Wait, so somewhere there's a copy of me being condemned to.. I dunno, stubbing my big toe on every object in the world?”

“Yes. Every object in the universe, to be precise. In every possible way.”

“And some other ...