Fun Among Thieves - Sex Stories

Fun Among Thieves

Disclaimer: I do not own Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Doric enjoyed the occasional drink, now and again. If only to stop the jokes about her size and youthful looks. But it was nothing compared to her companions, maybe especially Holga. Which was unsurprising, given that Holga was a barbarian, but she seemed particularly rowdy tonight. Even more so than when they successfully stole something, which was beginning to make Doric nervous that something was up.

Or worryingly, that one of her companions was up to something. Probably that rogue, Edgin Darvis. He was always up to something, and it would be typical of his barbarian best friend to keep secrets for him. But, did the tiefling druid really want to ask about it, or was ignorance bliss?

Up until this point, it had been a nice normal day of travel. No schemes, no treachery, and no one trying to kill her. So, Doric decided it would be better to not say anything, until absolutely necessary. Just hang back, try to enjoy her drink, and not draw too much attention. Which was actually easy, when Holga was around. Barbarians tended to make a lot of noise, and worried people, given their superior size and strength.

Hell, it wasn't uncommon for them to hurt someone, or cause damage, unintentionally. But there was nothing unintentional about the way that Holga was suddenly looking at her, which definitely worried Doric. Especially when she felt a ...

... very large hand on her ass.

"Wha, what are you doing?" Doric questioned nervously.

"Just havin' a bit of fun." Holga grinned teasingly, before moving her hand, and moving back, "Relax, kid. I'm just teasing you. No one expects you to be fun."

"I'm not a kid!" Doric snapped angrily, and then quickly added, "And who says I can't be fun?"

"Who says you can?" Holga countered with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm drinking with you, aren't I?" Doric argued.

"Yeah, and somehow, you seem to be having no fun doing it." Holga argued.

"So what, you want me to fuck someone in public, like you?" Doric grumbled.

"It would be a good start." Holga grinned, looking around, then pointing out, "You know that no one would hear would mind, right? Hell, we could probably charge admission."

"What?" Doric frowned in confusion.

"If we fucked, right here, right now." Holga said simply.

"You can't be serious?" Doric protested.

"Why not?" Holga questioned, before grinning, "I like 'em small, remember?"

"Yeah, but... I, I thought you liked men?" Doric stammered.

"I do." Holga shrugged, before grinning wickedly again, "But you know the difference between men and women?"

"Genitals?" Doric offered with a squeak, and then when Holga shook her head, she continued to guess, "Erm, the way they're shaped? How they're treated? Facial hair?"

"Not much when I'm fucking them up the ass with my strap." Holga laughed, loving the way that it made her friend blush.

"Oh Gods!" Doric ...