The Margey Household - Book 6 - Sex Stories

The Margey Household - Book 6

... didn't get the joke until they saw the lawn and we explained how it happened.)

Turns out they had just bought the local Chinese restaurant/takeaway, and in return for the lovely double choc-chip cupcakes with vanilla frosting would bring up some bags of food. They assumed Margey had made them. Me being humble didn't disabuse them. Her being still angry with me after our little disagreement that morning (nothing serious) chose not to give me the credit.

Now most Chinese and Asian women in general are fairly flat chested, but Martha had a big pair of bazookas. She hardly ever wore a bra, like now, and her nips were poking through. I longed to motorboat them. (Was one of my favourite things to do to Margey in bed. Guess I was in the doghouse right now and wouldn't be getting any nookie for a while…)

Sandy was already quite developed and looked like she might surpass her mother at some point. She was a chatty kid and competed with Franny for being sharp as a tack.

We left them to get on with things. When we got home, Margey said vehemently: When are you going to do something about these FUCKING pee stains??

She doesn't swear at all usually (only in her own language which I can't understand) so I was quite shocked.

Now the problem with Margey is that she cannot keep a deadpan face. The corners of her mouth twitched and she was a gonner. "Whenever you buy me the right stuff from the FUCKING gardening store!!" I replied.

We fell about laughing and rolled about ...

... about in each other's arms on the aforementioned grass. Franny leaned out of her bedroom window with her boyfriend Chris looking out too and said: Hell you two, get a FUCKING room, stressing the swear word as she'd heard us say it and knew we couldn't really tell her off for it.

Margey said to me quietly: "I'm gonna put another pee stain down, but if you want you can get a pee drink instead" she said.

She squatted down and I scooted under her. She teased me a few times by moving, then eventually pulled her knickers to one side and gave me 100ml. Today it was quite a nice flavour. Chris was still gazing out the window. He knew our piss fetishes by now of course, but he was particularly partial to Margey's for some reason, however strong it was.

Margey saw him looking and said: "Greedy guts. You've had three from me today!"

(Sotto voce again) "Steve, I'm sorry I didn't tell the Wangs you made those cupcakes. I'll inform them tomorrow and put the record straight. And you can buy what you suggested this morning even though I'm not happy about it."

So *that's* what the barney was all about, you all say. Thing is, as I write this, I can't remember what the item was now or why it was so contentious.

And we retired for the night.

The following evening, the Chinese food was very varied and delicious. It was always my birthday treat from ages 5-20 to go to Chinese restaurants. My uncle used to tease me by telling me Chinese waiters were sometimes very rude at the ...