Cheat Day - Sex Stories

Cheat Day

... end of her couch, while simultaneously pushing Jake away. At first he was weirded out, but then he looked at us and smirked, moving to his end too. “That’s how you two look right now.”

I looked between us. There was a comical amount of distance between us two. It was like picking the urinals on either side of the bathroom. “Well, it’s not like we have to sit closer to each other to watch the damn movie,” I grumbled.

“John kinda has to,” Jake replied, turning on his TV and booting up Netflix. “You won’t be able to see the movie from there, will you?”

John looked at the TV, then at me. I just shrugged. “Yeah man, move on up. Hell, lie down if you want. Couch is big enough.”

“Just two guys at movie night, six feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay…” Jake smugly sang as he pulled up the movie.

“What’s the movie about?” I asked, feeling myself blush. I could only imagine how poor John was holding up.

“It’s cool, you’ll like it,” Jake replied, getting up and turning the lights off.

“Hey! Lights back on,” Katie protested, pouring the Lays into a bowl. “I’m gonna spill these all over your floor.”

“Then you’re responsible for eating them all off of it,” Jake quipped, leaving the lights off.

“Ugh,” Katie grumbled, rolling her eyes. “Asshole.”

Jake snickered, and Katie joined in. Eventually, the movie started, and we all settled into a nice silence. Some friend groups liked to constantly talk at their movie nights, but Jake was super into movies and Katie was ...

... once a film major, so they preferred ‘the way it was meant to be viewed.’ What that meant was us, not having gotten to see each other in a while, all silently watching a movie we could have seen on our own.

I kind of wanted an excuse to break the silence, so I watched for anything accidentally funny. Wooden dialogue, or weird choices, or what Katie called a “continuity error,” anything. Luckily for me, the silence was broken when, pretty early on in the movie, the scene got racy, then downright sexual, very quickly.

“Woah…” I heard John murmur.

“Aaaand there it is, the reason why Jake wanted to watch the movie,” Katie jeered as the first sex scene of the movie began in earnest.

“Yeah, because if I just wanted to watch porn, I’d invite my friends over instead of just whacking off,” Jake responded.

“As if you even

need

to do it yourself,” Katie pushed. “You probably had sex with like two more people since we last hung out.”

“Oh, come o- okay, first of all,

no

,” Jake protested. “Second of all, it’s not like it’s just me who commits the

crime

of liking to do it.”

Silence met him, and especially with the sexual moans coming from the TV, he got even more flustered. “Okay, we’re doing this,” he continued, pausing the movie then pointing at Katie. “When’s the last time you saw someone naked? In person.”

Katie laughed in shock. “Are you serious?”

“Deadly!” Jake insisted.

“I dunno, like, pre-pandemic? Pre-pandemic for sure. Maybe like ...