1. Going With The Flo


    Date: 3/8/2024, Categories: Humor, Author: Mercutio

    ... shocking influence, you know that?”
    
    “George seemed very impressed,” Flora retorted coquettishly, “and he fought in the war!”
    
    Jonah chuckled. He leaned in and kissed Flora deeply on the lips. She reached down and grabbed a hold of his thick, rigid member and guided its head towards her entrance. His earnest member parted her swollen lips and penetrated her sex hole with vigour and ease. Flora gave a deep, guttural moan. Jonah shook his head to himself and smiled, was he really feeling that pleased Flora was moaning more for his penis than the cucumber?
    
    Flora wrapped her legs and arms around Jonah as he began to thrust his stiff cock in and out of her wanton vagina. Flora was in ecstasy, at last her desire was being satisfied, feeling her friend’s beautiful penis slide in and out of her, filling her deep inside, stretching her in all the right places.
    
    Flora reached down and grabbed her ankles and held them out wide to open her legs as wide as she could, allowing Jonah to push himself as deep within her pussy as he could go, and that was some depth. Flora’s mind tore between being delighted to feel such a big cock stretching her opening, filling her vagina, and pressing deep, what felt like, towards her abdomen, and rushes of intense affection for Jonah. She kissed his neck and nibbled his ear.
    
    When Flora came, it was release like no other, her vagina began to twitch and spasm around Jonah’s hard cock and as he felt her nearing climax, he slowed his thrusts ...
    ... slightly but pushed with slightly more vigour. Flora, held underneath Jonah’s body, impaled on his penis, couldn’t escape the impending rush of pleasure and when it burst through her body she made an involuntary noise something like a foghorn, and writhed like she had stuck her finger in a live plug socket.
    
    Once she calmed, she held Jonah in tight.
    
    “Please cum inside me,” she begged.
    
    Jonah, spurred on by her lust and desire for his seed, thrust harder. Flora gasped in his ear. Jonah was not thrusting for long before his cock began throbbing inside Flora. She thought she might cum again, so aroused was she by the feeling of Jonah about to ejaculate inside her pussy.
    
    Jonah gave three more eager thrusts, and then with a loud, “huh”, he came, and his cock erupted and poured hot, thick sperm inside Flora. Flora melted and experienced another, smaller orgasm feeling Jonah’s cum spill into her.
    
    Once they had finished, they lay together for a moment. Finally, Flora said,
    
    “Can I have a drink?”
    
    “Sure,” replied Jonah.
    
    Jonah reached down to grab something. Suddenly, Flora was being sprayed with lemonade from the bar tap. She spluttered and gasped. Jonah stopped. Flora lay there with Jonah still inside her for a second, reeling from being sprayed. Then she began to laugh.
    
    “You dickhead!” she exclaimed, “You absolutely dickhead!”
    
    Jonah sprayed her again, this time on her breasts, and Flora shrieked and laughed. Jonah then slurped the juice from her sopping chest as ...