Dinner Date Ch. 02 - Sex Stories

Dinner Date Ch. 02

... joked.

"What, no sloppy hand kiss for me you old bag of bones?" The cowboy threw back laughing.

"Not even if I saw you wash it in bleach. I know where your hands have been. Rose, Ben, allow me to introduce a very old and dear friend of mine, Master Patrick."

"It's a pleasure." Rose said stripping my clothes off with her eyes.

"You actually claim to know this old witch doctor, Patrick?" Ben asked.

"He was still sucking his thumb when I first met him."

"Hell son, I think he's still doing that." This got a chuckle out of all of us.

"So are you Shit Kicker." Lady Scorch piped in.

"Damn. Didn't know they let dykes in here. Well hell. Just goes to show they let anyone in here."

"Of course, they do. They let a goat fucker like you in, didn't they?"

Jack leaned over to me and whispered loud enough so everyone could hear, "Don't mind those two. They have a secret love affair going on and put on this show to keep anybody from knowing the truth."

Thom, Rose and Lady Hilda, all lost it and rolled with laughter at Jack's joke. Ben just grabbed Scorch and they gave each other a big hug. When they broke loose it wasn't lost on me that Ben kept his arm around Scorch's shoulder while she in turn wrapped hers around his waist.

"Well, Let's get this party started." Ben piped up. "We ain't got all night and if what I'd been hearing out on them streets is true it's sounded like we might be looking for us a tall old tree and a very short rope."

"What have ...

... you been hearing on the street, Ben?" Hilda asked.

"Dammit Hilda, you know as well as anyone else here how thin these walls are and how fast rumors spread in our community." Lady Rose added.

"So, it's true Lady Stephanie went and killed some girl this evening?" Ben asked

"Good God, Ben! Lady Stephanie met us at the door and escorted us in. Use your head for something other than a place to keep that nasty old hat of yours from time to time." Rose said exasperatedly.

"Lady Scorch, where's your pet at?" I asked.

She beamed with excitement and gave the leash a little tug. Everyone's eyes followed the leash down until it came to a pale fat blob. Releasing Ben, she placed the riding crop under its chin and forced it's head up revealing Percy. A gasp could be heard from Rose while Thom and Ben muttered something unintelligible.

"Maybe if we can all have a seat, we can allow Jack to get this gathering started." I said.

"Wait we're still missing two of the Houses." Rose said.

"Not sure who they are but I told one if they weren't here in thirty minutes they were going to be cut off and isolated then hung up on them."

"What?" All them said at the same time.

"He sure did." Lady Stephanie said walking back in to join us. "Thought I would explode with laughter when he told The Woodlands House he didn't know who they were and didn't give a flying fuck either." doing her best Master Patrick impersonation.

Ben let out the biggest laugh of the night. "Those ...