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The Amazing Short-Dicked Man

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The Amazing Short-Dicked Man

by rat_race

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I'm in my mid-thirties now. 35 to be exact. But around 10 years ago, after I finally finished college and got my MBA degree, I began working in the real world as an assistant bar manager at a fancy hotel here in town, near the college campus. I now manage this same bar, and I have my own assistant manager who filled my old vacant slot when I got promoted.

All sorts of good-looking coeds show up at this bar on a nightly basis. And they will inevitably ask me as some point if I'm single. And when I tell them that I am, many of those young women have made comments to me along the lines of, "You're such a good-looking guy. I can't believe you're still single." or "Richard, I can't believe some woman hasn't come along already, and snapped you up, and taken you off the market by now."

And my response to them is always the same, "That's because I've got a short penis."

And those young ladies will inevitably laugh when I tell them that, assuming that I am joking around with them. And of course, I always laugh right along with them.

The problem is that I'm telling them the truth. My penis really is short. When I've got a full-blown hard-on, my dick is only about an inch and a half long, from base to tip, with a little over half of that full length being taken up by my dick-head (I know, because I've actually measured my erect dick with a ruler). And if that weren't bad enough, I've got one of those ...

... flat, drastically-flared-out dick-heads that grows to about twice the width of my small shaft when it becomes blood-engorged. So my fully-erect penis very much resembles a flesh-colored mushroom.

And of course, I hated my mother for naming me "Richard," because everyone around me has always tried to call me "Dick." How ironic huh? A guy who barely has a dick down between his legs being called "Dick." It's like having my single, physical, short-coming shoved in my face every time I turn around. So I always end up having to correct other people by telling them, "My name's not 'Dick.' It's 'Rich,' which is short for 'Richard.'"

For the record, I have been ashamed of my penis ever since I hit puberty. And to make matters even worse, from my point-of-view, my dick looks even smaller than it actually is, thanks to the normal size ball-sack hanging down between my legs, just underneath my short dick.

Speaking of hitting puberty, just like all other boys out there, I began experiencing spontaneous erections at inappropriate places and times, like for instance, when I was at school. But unlike with other boys who got spontaneous erections in public, no girls--or other boys, for that matter--ever pointed at my crotch and made fun of me for having an erection. But that was only because my fully-erect penis was barely noticeable underneath my pants, or my shorts, or my swimsuit. And so I never knew what it was like to actually have to try to hide my erection.

Ironically, at the ...