1. Four Candles Two: Back Door


    Date: 2/24/2024, Categories: Microfiction, Author: GrushaVashnadze

    “Evenin’, guvnor. Wha’ can I do yer for?”
    
    “Bit delicate, mate. Missus’s not too ‘appy: me tool’s too big…”
    
    “Never known a lady to complain about that!”
    
    “Well, tight squeeze, see. I mean, she wants me to do ‘er… ya know… dirt passage…”
    
    “Eh?”
    
    “‘Er… tradesmen’s entrance…”
    
    “Yer what?”
    
    “You blinkin’ thick, George? ‘Erback door!”
    
    “Oh! Flippin’ ‘eck!”
    
    “Yeah, well, now what do I do?”
    
    “Got jus’ the fing: WD-40. Good fer all ‘inges, knobs, ‘andles… stop that backdoor squeakin’ an’ all. Two and six.”
    
    “You’re a pal, George. ‘Ere ya go.”
    
    “Ta, vicar. Love to the missus.”
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