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Four Candles Two: Back Door
Date: 2/24/2024, Categories: Microfiction, Author: GrushaVashnadze
“Evenin’, guvnor. Wha’ can I do yer for?” “Bit delicate, mate. Missus’s not too ‘appy: me tool’s too big…” “Never known a lady to complain about that!” “Well, tight squeeze, see. I mean, she wants me to do ‘er… ya know… dirt passage…” “Eh?” “‘Er… tradesmen’s entrance…” “Yer what?” “You blinkin’ thick, George? ‘Erback door!” “Oh! Flippin’ ‘eck!” “Yeah, well, now what do I do?” “Got jus’ the fing: WD-40. Good fer all ‘inges, knobs, ‘andles… stop that backdoor squeakin’ an’ all. Two and six.” “You’re a pal, George. ‘Ere ya go.” “Ta, vicar. Love to the missus.”
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