Acquired Hypersexuality Syndrome
Date: 2/5/2024,
Categories:
Fantasy & Sci-Fi,
Author: Bisamrattan
... for a moment... and put his syringe back, still unused.
"Let the people who don't love sex cure themselves of sex. I refuse."
And they had a loving orgy right there in the lab.
***
Samuel was in his usual place. He was drinking at the bar and was ready to go home for the night. Damn, he almost became an alcoholic this year since he got his HIV diagnosis confirmed! Not because he feared death, he did not give a shit about death, but because it broke his life. Because, you know, he was used to picking up girls and fucking them every night since he learned how to do it. It was practically his meaning of life. And you can't pick up girls when you have HIV, Samuel totally agreed with that. He wasn't some kind of monster. So his life was reduced to occasional sex with other HIV positives.
He finished his last shot, paid the bill, and walked over to the table where two nice girls were chatting. He had his eye on them the whole evening, and they had glanced at him, too. It was just easy for him to get close to the intimate suggestions.
"Hi, girls! Would you like to have some fun? My place is nearby..."
One of them giggled, blushed, and nodded. The other hesitated for a second, then shrugged.
"Don't be shy, babe! I can please both of you. This would be a night to remember!"
They giggled and looked at him curiously.
"You're funny! Are you, by any chance, one of those aaahhss?"
"Right on, sweetie!"
He handed them the paper.
"My STD test results ...
... from today. No kidding. All clear except for AHSS."
That was why he was celebrating today. None of the doctors understood, but his HIV was completely gone. "Maybe this new AHSS eliminates all its co-infections... Well, I would welcome that!" said one of the doctors. Samuel would welcome it too.
The girls looked at the paper and smiled.
"I've always wondered what that Aaaahhhss feels like..." one of them said.
"I heard it's great..." another added.
"And you are both right, believe me!" Samuel grinned. "It would take three weeks to kick in, but then you won't regret a single second!"
The girls laughed and followed him out of the bar.
***
Today they did an analysis of the world AHSS statistics in the lab. The vaccination has been a complete and utter failure. The vaccine was perfect, but of the 78% of people with AHSS, only about 0.1% were willing to return to their former low sexuality. And of the remaining 22% of people who were strictly committed to their long-term partners, only about half of them confirmed it with the vaccine.
"I think even some of the vaccinated would like to get AHSS again, in time and in a more controllable way," Charles mused. "I've already prepared the version based on T9Z-25..."
His colleagues laughed.
"Charlie, you're incurable!"
"I can't get it..." Olivia flipped through other statistics. "With all these people screwing each other, often unprotected, we might expect the pregnancy rate to skyrocket. And it hasn't, ...