My Smoky Ladies - chapter 1 / 5 - Sex Stories

My Smoky Ladies - chapter 1 / 5

... gets you SUPER high, 'cause he mixes some crack into it. He's black, so he has a huge cock, too. Sex with him when I'm stoned is INCREDIBLE!"

Lynn offended me even more, with, "I heard (racial slur) have big dicks, but I don't know if I want to screw one. My stepdad says all the girls who fuck (racial slur) turn into whores."

Jackie was unfazed. "Are you still with that guy Charlie?"

"NO! ACK!" She made a gagging motion. "He used to give me wine and cigarettes, but he's old, like 29. I caught him kissing his cousin on the lips! He had his hand on her boob, too!"

"EEEW! I always thought he was a spazzy perv. He's nasty!"

"Then why did you try to steal him from me?"

"I didn't! I was trying to get him to buy some brandy and vodka. I was just flirting so I could stock up for a party."

"Alky slut! I knew there was a reason you're my friend!"

Jackie laughed and asked, "So, who are you with now?"

Lynn ignored her and pounded the long pack of cigarettes on her wrist loudly a few dozen times. "You gotta really pack 'em, or they don't taste right." She pounded them for at least half a minute, then peeled off the plastic wrap as she stared into the camera. She pointed into the lens and pretended to be angry. "That's the only way to get a pack ready. If I see you do it any other way, I'll kick your ASS! Kick you right in the butt... tocks!" She shook her finger, scolding the camera.

She lit up as Jackie laughed and repeated, "Right in the butt... ...

... tocks!"

I was getting irritated and said, "This is supposed to be an interview. I'll ask you some questions, and..."

Lynn rudely interrupted by asking, "If I don't answer, what will you do? Spank my BUTT... TOCKS?" She giggled and wagged her denim-clad backside at the camera, then took another big puff.

Jackie chuckled and said, "Chill out, dude. We're having a good time."

Lynn exhaled a stream of smoke into my eyes from a foot away. "Yeah, loosen up."

I coughed and rubbed my eyes, then took a deep breath and said, "I'll loosen up if you'll answer some questions. When did you two..."

Jackie interrupted again as she excitedly said, "LYNN! LYNN! I gotta tell you what happened at my Dad's house yesterday! I woke up and got a cup of coffee from the kitchen and went to the living room. Dad's girlfriend stood up, and there was a wet spot under her on the couch. Her shorts were wet too. I asked her if she spilled coffee or something. GAH! I can't believe she said this! She said, no, we just did it. That's his cum!"

"EEEEW! I'm never going over there again!"

"I know! So gross! She said that, and she's older than my Mom!"

I felt a little disgusted myself and tried my question again. "When did you two start smoking?"

Lynn pointed to the clock. "Time's up, but we started when we were ten. She took one from her Mom and we hid behind the garage. We hated it and didn't smoke again until my stepdad started giving me cigarettes when I was 12."

I was shocked. "Your ...