Miss Udders - Part 2 - Sex Stories

Miss Udders - Part 2

... his physique and his intelligence.

Lily disliked him almost as much as Tyler, but it hadn’t required any trickery at all to fail him when he had taken her class.

He was crudely drawing an enormous erect penis and balls, with sperm spurting out of the end. He saw she was looking and chuckled.

“I call this one 'self-portrait,’” he said, grinning.

“Tom, I think you should, uh… focus on a different human subject,” Lily said uneasily.

“Why? I want to draw this,” said Brick bluntly, giving her a flat stare.

“Sure. Sure,” said Lily placatingly. If Brick wanted to draw a penis, it was probably better just to let him do so, rather than run the risk that he would dislike her if she insisted. “But maybe you could, you know, try to draw it a bit more, artistically. A bit more true to life.”

“Well, you’re the art teacher, Lily,” said Tyler, butting in on the conversation. “I think you should give us an example.”

“An Example?”

“Yes. He wants to draw a cock, you told him that his cock drawing wasn’t artful. Give him an example of an artfully drawn cock,” said Tyler slowly, as if talking to someone very stupid.

“Ah…. Yes. Right. Of course,” said Lily, sensing she had walked into a trap. Tyler gestured to the chalkboard with an “after you” Gesture.

She picked up a piece of chalk with shaking fingers, noting that the rest of the class had turned and were watching intently, with big silly grins on their faces. She glanced nervously at the small window in the ...

... door. This particular lesson would be hard to explain if anyone happened to look in.

“So!” Her voice emerged as a squeak, and she cleared her throat.

“So, if we want to draw a p-penis, first, we need to consider perspective. That’s a little advanced for the first day, so I will just be drawing a… I’ll just be drawing it in profile.” A bead of sweat dripped slowly down her face.

“Maybe you should draw it from below, looking up,” said Tyler, in a helpful tone. “You might be more familiar with that perspective.”

The other boys hooted and laughed, gleefully turning to MIss Uden to see what her reaction would be.

“T-tyler, that’s… that’s too much. I’m your teacher…,” she said weakly. Something was wrong about this whole classroom atmosphere, like reality wasn’t quite matching up with her expectations.

“Just a joke, Lily. Don’t get upset,” said Tyler, raising his hands placatingly. “You can draw the cock however you want.”

It was best to just move past the crude joke, judged Lily. Maybe the students would like her more if they thought she had a good sense of humor.

She continued. “A penis is a part of the human body, and should have curves when drawn rather than straight lines. Like so.” She drew a quick outline of a penis on the board, tracing a slightly curved shaft that swelled outwards for the head.

“Bigger.” Called out Brick, cupping his hands to increase his volume.

“Excuse me?”

“It needs to be bigger. It’s a self-portrait, remember,” said Brick ...