1. DiscreetOfficeServices.Com Chapters 9--10


    Date: 1/26/2024, Categories: Occupations, Author: campusvamp

    ... car.
    
    "Oh, Danny. You say the nicest things," I said. With heels on I was tall enough to feel natural putting my arm around Danny's shoulders. I gave him a squeeze. "I told you. I take care of my nerd!"
    
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    "If you want to sell girlfriend/boyfriend, put your hand on my waist," I whispered as I put my arm over his shoulders. He gingerly did and it looked pretty natural as we approached the table his study buddies were seated around. You can't sneak up on a group of guys when, with the help of heels, you're a 6' 4" blonde. Everyone was staring by the time we stopped at an empty seat.
    
    I smiled vacuously with my bestBrains-Out-To-Lunch look on my face and waved to everyone. Raising my voice an octave, I squeaked hellos in my best airhead voice as Danny made introductions. Excusing himself, Danny told the group he was going to help me for a few minutes and then be right back. From the expressions on their faces, I thought his rep was made.
    
    "What was that all about," Danny asked sourly as we walked away. "That stupid act? Were you making fun of me and theother nerds?"
    
    "Oh, please! The only thing I was making fun of was the Blonde Bimbo meme. Right about now? Your study buddies think you've hit the jackpot with a Blonde Bimbo."
    
    It didn't take Danny long to find where the dictionaries I needed were located. There were only two and I took both to a table. Danny left to do his study thing and I put on the sweater I'd squished into my bookbag. Spreading the ...
    ... papers from the folder out on the table, I started my studying and gave up at the end of two hours just as confused as when I'd first tried to read the damned papers.
    
    No matter what I did, no matter how I translated the new words, they didn't fit or make the sentences they were in make sense. I finally concluded that it was all just gibberish. What the fuck was Tim trying to tell me with gibberish? With a disgusted sigh, I collected my papers and stuffed them back into my book bag.
    
    Taking my sweater off, I went back to Danny. He jumped in surprise when I put my hand on his shoulder. Leaning over his shoulder to pretend I was reading his notes, I made sure everyone in his study group got a good look down my crop top. I decided I'd done almost all I could for my nerd's reputation. Almost... Time for more vacant eyes, empty brains, and squeaky voice.
    
    "I'm done with my studying, Danny. How long are you gonna be?"
    
    When Danny turned his head to answer, I moved slightly so his eyes ended up barely three inches from my Double-D cleavage. After he stammered out an answer, I put both hands on the sides of his head so he wouldn't jerk away and ruin my performance. I kissed him. No tongue, but it was a nice three-second kiss. Tucking a few strands of long hair that always seemed to need cutting behind his ears, I pulled away. Waving and calling over my shoulder not to be late, I put a little extra shimmy to my walk-away-walk.
    
    Mission accomplished.
    
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