A Cabin in the Woods, And Some Horny People - Sex Stories

A Cabin in the Woods, And Some Horny People

... her hard nipples. I saw why they stayed hard, she would run her palm over them or pinch them between her thumb and index finger. When she saw me looking she said, “These perky nipples will get us ten percent off, mark my words.”

Boldly Betty went up to one guy and asked to see his boss. He pointed us toward an office. Betty looked in and saw a woman, not the man that she had expected to find. Not to be discouraged she said, “I’m looking to make a very large purchase and I was wondering if you give quantity discounts.”

The woman looked Betty over and smiled. She then took us around to pick out everything that we needed including propane stoves and refrigerators, mattresses and bed linens, towels and curtains, and a few things that I wouldn’t have thought of. Then we picked out dishes, silverware, utensils, and pots and pans. When everything was multiplied by seven, it was a considerable amount.

The woman was willing to give us a ten-percent discount but Betty had more in mind. The two women went into her office to negotiate a better price. A good hour later Betty came out with a small smile on her face. I signed the paperwork and wrote out a check for the full amount. I had gotten a twenty-percent discount for buying in quantity with a clause allowing be to buy another seven sets of everything at the same price within the next ninety-days. Fantastic!

Out in the car Betty just smiled until we got a block away and then she asked me to stop at a pharmacy. She had me ...

... by her a toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash. Then out in the alley I watched her brush her teeth and gargle twice.

Once we got back in the car she told me that that lady had to foulest tasting pussy that she had ever tasted. I started laughing. She scolded me and said that it wasn’t funny, in fact it had been pretty humiliating. She then reminded me of the several thousand dollars that she had saved me. I thanked her from the bottom of my heart and asked to hear the details.

Betty said, “When I asked for an extra ten-percent she said, ‘eat me.’ I had to undress and let her fuck me with a huge dildo until I had cum twice. That fucking thing hurt too. She got naked and made me lick her disgusting pussy until she had three orgasms. That wasn’t enough either, I had to ream her asshole with my tongue and she farted in my mouth. I hope I didn’t catch some disease from eating her rotten pussy.”

I told her that I would take her out to a really nice dinner but she said that she might throw up. Instead we decided to drive back to my lake. It was dark when we arrived and we didn’t know where she was supposed to sleep so I invited her into my tent. She suggested that we just take the sleeping bags into one of the finished cabins. Good idea.

When the sun woke us up in the morning Betty got out of her sleeping and shook me. I opened my eyes and saw her naked. She smiled down at me and said, “Lets not tell my daughter what I did yesterday, okay.”

I said okay, but noticed ...