1. The Former Pastor Bob


    Date: 1/19/2024, Categories: First Time Author: byTommyBoyinNC 

    I was known as Pastor Bob in my former life as a Clergyman. I'm now a broken defrocked man of God living on skid row.

I was raised by a saintly mother who took me to Church twice on Sunday and once during the week. She read to me from the Bible daily until I was able to read. Then she had me read to her. Our Bible readings was followed by long sessions of prayer. I grew up a devout and true believer, just like my mother.

It was just my mom and me as my father ran off with a traveling carnival girl when I was an infant. So, I never really knew him and my mother would not speak of him.

But I must have had his genes in me. I'm sure my downfall had a lot to do with my mother's premature death. Some say she died of a broken heart.

I was ordained by the Church of Jesus Christ and Christian Union at the age of 21. And was defrocked by that same Church at age 27. My Mother's proudest day was when I was ordained. Her saddest day was the day I got defrocked.

My problems began when I was named second Pastor of the Woodrow Avenue Church of Jesus Christian Union and assigned the duties of counseling the young married couples of the Church.

I was not prepared for the young married couple's problems. Their number one problem was sex and intimacy. Being a bachelor, my experience in that area was nil.

My sum total of sexual experience was masturbation which I hid from my mother. I did not even understand my need to masturbate, but the orgasms I achieved were ...
    ... wonderful.

Mary and John Hopkins came to me with a very unique problem or I thought so. It seemed Mary refused to perform fellatio on John. And she exacerbated the problem by refusing to accept cunnilingus from John. My problem was I did not understand the terms fellatio and cunnilingus. I quickly educated myself at the local Library. Although the Library contend very little source material.

I decided to break our counseling sessions into one-on-one sessions with Mary and John.

Mary was aghast that John expected her to perform fellatio. I assured her that what went on in the bedroom between husband and wife was valid in the sight of God. "You mean sucking his cock is, okay?" Mary asked.

"As long as it is consenting by both parties," I replied.

"But Pastor Bob, I would not know how to start." Mary said.

I was perplexed, but acted as a wise advisor and said, "Just do what come natural."

With a look of disbelief on her face, Mary said, "But he wants to put his cock in my mouth and have me suck it. I don't see that as natural."

The conversation had started a stirring in my pants and I had a raging boner which was now aching.

Mary seemed to noticed my discomfort causing me to get embarrassed and my face to get red.

The young housewife shocked and stunned me by saying, "Pastor Bob could you demonstrate for me." I was speechless and dumbfounded. I was the person in charge and I was losing control.

"Eh, what do you mean, demonstrate?" I asked.

"You can put your ...
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