Amy What's You Going To Do? Pt. 01 - Sex Stories

Amy What's You Going To Do? Pt. 01

... acknowledging that you have without prior consent from me disclosed my personal information and that you will post a $250,000 bond should this information about me surface in any court or newspaper, or news organization in the World. Strike that make it $1,000,000. I need that inside of an hour and I'm not leaving your office without it and I want it directed to the office of Elise Buie. She's THE best female divorce attorney in Seattle.

I showed him that my trusty iPhone had taped the time with him.

He said, "That's not admissible in court, so just stop recording, I won't consent to being recording, "a smirk flitting across his doughy face.

"Court, I chuckled, "can you hear me Mr. Carter, please acknowledge!"

"This is Mike Carter of the Seattle Times, I'm the political reporter on the staff."

"This is Amy Kennedy Mr. Carter, you have my permission to report this."

"Goodbye Mrs. Kennedy, thank you very much."

I stood up gathering my stuff and turned to go.

"Ahem, none of this is what you think."

I looked back at him and gave him the eye roll I'd perfected when I was eight years old to use on daddy and turned and was headed towards his door and there stood Donald. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and called Mike Carter and Elise Buie and simply stated, "It's Amy Kennedy again. This shylock has been working with my soon to be ex-husband who both can hear me. Donald Kennedy is barring me from leaving the shylock's office."

I heard Elise say, ...

... "I have my office phone in my hand and Chief Diaz on my speed dial. You have one minute. Enunciate clearly."

"Mr. Kennedy works for the Defense Intelligence Agency and I'm an attorney for the DIA's chief counsel."

"So you've violated every statute related to client confidentiality and you're not a member of the Washington State Bar Association per se and are masquerading as a family law practitioner, "she paused and continued, "Chief Diaz, Elise Buie here. Listening is an attorney for the Defense Intelligence Agency, who is holding my client Mrs. Amy Kennedy in his office. He has masqueraded as a family law attorney in the divorce action between Mrs. Kennedy and her soon to be ex husband Donald Kennedy who is in the office and physically barring Mrs. Kennedy from leaving. Mr. Carter are you there, still?"

"Yes ma'am, I am," a deep voice was heard."

Amy does he have your permission to publish, still?"

"Yes, please proceed Mr. Carter," then I said, "Chief Diaz, I fear for my life please save me, I'm in One University Square on Sixth Avenue suite 1901, 19th floor."

Then I heard another voice, "A swat team is ascending the elevators right now. Whover is purporting to be in the DIA, stand down right now."

No response was forthcoming in the office I was in. Then all hell broke loose and in thirty seconds Donald was face down with an SPD Swat team member on his back and was handcuffed in seconds. I looked away from those two to see the attorney on the floor ...