1. Julia And Her Friends


    Date: 12/25/2023, Categories: Humor, Author: Charlotte_Owen 

    ... angels," God said.

"Huh?" said the Devil. "No way."

"Why, she is the perfect embodiment of womanhood."

"She’s evil through and through. I once saw her committing all kinds of genocide and shoplifting."

"She is not evil," said God.

"Evil enough for me," the Devil replied.

"She will spend eternity in heaven."

"She will come to hell."

God and the Devil sneered at each other.

"It’s war in the Afterworld!" God proclaimed.

"For all of eternity!" The Devil yelled.

Julia knew just what to do. She untied the golden rope that held her gown closed, and showed herself to literally God and everybody. She did not have to say anything. After a healthy clap of thunder, lights shone, and the angels sang, then God and the Devil joined in for the chorus.

"Week on, week off. Forever. Deal?" God said.

“Deal!" said the Devil, who blew a kiss to Julia and vanished in a puff of smoke.

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“Julia, for bringing peace to the Afterworld, you may have one wish," God said.

Julia thought for a moment, then walked to the edge of the cloud. She spread her arms and proclaimed, "I wish that every woman in the world could have big breasts."

All over the world, pairs of popping sounds began.

When the sounds ended, they were followed by a chorus of male voices, in many languages: "Thank you!"

Julia laughed.
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