Where's the Free Use? - Sex Stories

Where's the Free Use?

... having a second family – one that paid me to be a family member. Yeah, they were a little weird, but what family wasn’t weird? Ohana means family, and family means you get called ugly a few times for a joke. Besides, I knew I wasn’t ugly, so that helped.

That meeting changed me forever, once I got back and put my headphones on. As soon as I said that I was back, Nick started laughing.

“See? She totally looks like it!” he insisted to the others.

“Looks like what, what did I miss?” I asked.

“It’s creepy. Trust me, don’t ask,” Cartoon Critic warned me.

I rolled my eyes. “Guys, I’m a woman on the internet. I can handle creepy. Though it’s not surprising at all that Nick is being the creepy one.”

“Oh come on, Dan’s gonna be the one outed in like six years for touching kids,” Nick joked.

“Projection,” Dan noted humorously.

“I was just saying,” Nick continued. “That you look exactly like one of those ‘pick me’ girls that lets her like three boyfriends freeuse her. And I’m not gonna apologize for it.”

My eyebrows lowered in slight confusion. Free use? Never heard of it.

“See, what did I say, you pissed her off,” Cartoon Critic cut in. “Nick, you gotta learn to-”

“No no, I just don’t get it,” I clarified. “What’s free use?”

Silence, then a chorus of laughter met my ears. “What’s free use?” Matthew from This Movie Sucks repeated. “Come on, Ariel, you’re trolling us.”

“It’s pretty intuitive,” Dan continued.

“Well, I’m not getting it, so just ...

... tell me,” I flatly replied.

“Nah, this is a trick,” Nick replied swiftly. “I get it. Make me explain the burn so it just looks awkward on me. I ain’t falling for it.”

“No trick,” I said earnestly. “I just have no clue what free use is.”

“Wow,” Dan chuckled. “Okay, so – I’ll handle this one, Nick. Free use, is, uh… Wow, this is actually kind of hard.”

“It’s a sex thing, right?” I asked rhetorically. “Do you have a problem talking about sex to a girl, Daniel? I can recommend you a shrink.”

“Alright, alright, jeez,” Dan laughed. “Fine, you want blunt? It’s when a girl offers up her body to her male friends. Like, anytime, anywhere, just using her body. It’s not even about her pleasure, it’s like she’s a sex toy for her dude friends.”

“Or girl friends,” Nick cut in. “Or a boy can do it. Or, like, anyone.”

“Yeah, sorry, I wasn’t thinking of using inclusive fucking language to talk about

Ariel getting freeused

, dude,” Dan laughed.

It was like brain synapses were getting formed on the spot. I’d never felt so stupid in my life. How could I have never even conceived of this idea?? Getting free used. Not even friends with benefits, just… getting used. Like a living sex toy. Under a desk giving a guy a blowjob while he’s just working or doing something else. Or even talking to a friend, with me sucking his cock being the most banal, normal thing in the world. Fuck.

“See? You upset her,” Nick continued as I faded back into reality.

“Me?!” Dan asked ...