February Sucks Only If You Let It - Sex Stories

February Sucks Only If You Let It

... Hank took Marky to the floor and cuffed him. That seemed to calm Marky down. I guess he just realized that he was in some criminal trouble right now.

Tony, my high school buddy, took me to the side, "Jim, you okay?"

"My shoulder hurts where grabbed me. Otherwise, I guess I'm okay. I'm sorry about all this. I hope nothing bad happens to you because of this incident."

"Nah, I'm the majority owner. I'm banning that asshole permanently, something I should have done months ago. He's busted up four marriages here, but he never did anything violent until now. My club doesn't nee the aggravation or adverse publicity. I'm comping drinks and meals for you and the missus."

Officer Williams came up to me and asked for my story. I told him that Marky grabbed me and threatened me. I forgot to mention the dinner knife. He asked if I was injured, so I took off my coat and shirt. There were bruises on my shoulder from where he grabbed me. The officer took a picture of the injury. The officer said that Marky told him that I tried to stab him with a knife. I said I don't remember that. The officer went over to the table and counted knives on the table. One knife per person on the table. Dave smiled at me as he held a knife in his hand.

"Okay sir, I need you to come to the station tomorrow morning to sign a complaint and make a statement. I am arresting Mr. Lavallemerde for two counts of assault, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. Have a good ...

... evening."

Two more officers had shown up and walked Marky out of the club so Marky could get his free trip to a jail cell. I walked back to the table and looked at everyone. Linda look like she was in shock. Dee looked like she wanted to explode. I nodded at Dave.

"It's time for us to go. I wish I could say it was a delightful weekend, but I would be lying if I did," I said sarcastically.

As Linda grabbed her coat and purse, Dee shrieked at me, "You....YOU....YOU TINY-COCKED INSECURE ASSHOLE! MARK IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOU. IT'S YOUR INSECURE CHILDISH ATTITUDE THAT GOT MARK IN TROUBLE. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

I laughed at her, "That's ironic. I'm getting blamed, by a mega-slut, for jamming up an immoral, wife-stealing, narcissistic sociopath. I should record this moment for my electronic diary. Say cheese!"

I clicked the picture of a fuming Dee who retaliated by throwing a glass at me. It sailed past me and hit an old man in the side of the head. The old man's son got out of his chair and walked to our table.

"That's our cue. See you later. NOT!"

As we were getting into the car, Linda say in a low voice, "Jim Honey, I want to say that..."

"Not a word Linda. Not a single word until we get to the room. Then, you dumb backstabbing bitch, we are going to definitely be having a conversation," I said in a low furious voice.

When we got to the room, Linda walked quickly to the far corner of the room and sat down in the chair. She trembled as she held her ...