1. Counting Hitler's Balls


    Date: 11/13/2023, Categories: Fiction Masturbation Voyeurism Author: abroadsword 

    ... orgasm,

“Yes Mr Chomondley - Warrinder, an involuntary ejaculation.”

“Or a voluntary ejaculation Greystone,”

“Indeed Mr Chomondley - Warrinder, quite possibly his degree of perversion is such that the ejaculation was indeed voluntary rather than involuntary

" Indeed Greyston, but just a moment, Looking closely at Mr Hitler and his party I now see his assistant Miss Eva Brown with whom we must explain Herr Hitler has no romantic or indeed sexual relationship is helping to remove Herr Hitler's trousers, indeed she now has his trousers down, an d I can confirm the report in the Private Eye magazine that Herr Hitler does indeed wear Swastica patterned under pants”

"Indeed Mr Chomondley - Warrinder , bright pink underpants with black swasticas printed thereon.

"Or embroidered Greystone, or embroidered, we should not make rash assumptions.

"Indeed Mr Chomondley - Warrinder Screen printed, embroidered, painted even but we can confirm the presence of swasticas on Herr Hitlers underpants."

“Indeed and it is most fortuitous Greystone, that we can therefore confirm the prevalent rumour about the nature of the Fuerher's underwear albeit that the pink hue was rather unexpected.

"Indeed Mr Chomondley - Warrinder "

"But Greystone, What what about the matter which the whole British Empire is ...
    ... talking about, namely the number of testicles the Fuerher possesses., can you see the aforesaid appendage.”

“Indeed Mr Chomondley - Warrinder but it is far from clear from this distance.”

“Focus Greystone, can you not see his balls, the whole country is depending on you?”

“Only one so far but the other may be behind it, Mr Chomondley - Warrinder.”

“Or equally it could be hanging on the wall.”

“Or indeed in the Albert Hall,”

“Don’t be ridiculous Greystone, M I 5 would have checked, now concentrate,the war is due to start in March and we can hardly sing “Hitler may only have one ball” can we.

“No I suppose not, Mr Chomondley - Warrinder.”

“No exactly Greystone, so concentrate man, is it one or two?”

“I am sorry Mr Chomondley - Warrinder, I really cannot say, and now he has pulled his underpants on again.”

“So Greystone perhaps we will never know,”

“No Mr Chomondley - Warrinder, We will have to write a new song. “Who do you think you are fooling Mister Hitler, perchance?”

“Don’t be ridiculous Greystone, we will have to postpone the war now,”

“Unless we tell everyone that he murders innocent civilians,” Mr Chomondley - Warrinder.

“No, we can not do that Greystone that would be terribly bad form, and then of course people might complain when we do precisely the same thing.”

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