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Worlds Apart
Date: 11/11/2023, Categories: Fiction Alien, Consensual Sex Erotica Female/Female Lesbian Oral Sex Author: Eccho
... questions, “Our language is probably the language that makes the most sense on our planet.” “Read.” “Ok, I see your point.” “Honestly, the mere fact that you humans not only learn such a complex structure, but do so at such a young age, yet fail to grasp other basic aspects of the universe is somewhat admirable.” “I mean, it’s not that bad,” Dani objects, “Oh, was that last example not enough for you? Well, there is also your nonsensical rule of the letter ‘i’ coming before ‘e’ except when it appears after ‘c’ in your words, yet more of your words break that rule than follow it, your incessant need to add letters to words for no apparent reason, such as ‘pterodactyl’ or ‘opossum’ or ‘queue’ or ‘freight’, how words break the rules that they set, for example, the word ‘apart’ appears when things are separated, yet ‘a part’ means those brought together, and let us not forget how all some words need for there to be a completely different pronunciation is a single letter to be added. How does ‘though’ become ‘through’?! And why does that have the same pronunciation as ‘threw’?! How inebriated were your ancestors when conceiving these concepts?!” “What she is trying to say is your language can be infuriating,” Xen says, “That is quite the understatement, Xen,” Liy punctuates, “Now, Lyi, I am always presenting you with a quote that might help you: ‘The English language may be difficult at first, but it can be mastered through tough thorough thought, ...
... though’.” “It is times like these where you make me want to throw away your lunch.” “But that would be very unkind of you, now would it?” “That’s a pretty specific threat,” I say with a chuckle, “Our species is incapable of violence, so that is basically all that she can threaten me with,” Xen explains, “As you all have noticed, your mood has become more tranquil upon nearing our ship. That is the effect of our presence. We are so passive, any being that comes within range of us instinctively becomes at least twenty percent more calm.” “So, you’re all essentially walking bottles of melatonin?” Mandy questions, “That would be an odd way of looking at it,” Val answers with an adorable giggle, “But if it helps to better your understanding, then yes.” “Also, if it makes it easier for your minds, since all of you have been wondering the same thing since you saw us, after extensive research on them, I believe we are similar to the mythical creatures you call ‘elves’,” Xen says, “Oh, God, thank you,” Mandy says, “That’s been bugging me.” We all look at her, dumbfounded. “What?” she says defensively, “You heard her. We were all thinking about it.” We roll our eyes before turning our attention back to the others. “So,” Liy starts, “It is our understanding that you had some questions for us?” “Oh, right,” I say, getting my mind back on track, “Well, um, I guess a good place to start would be where you’re from.” Liy tries to answer before Xen interrupts ...