Worlds Apart - Sex Stories

Worlds Apart

... that, I spot my kryptonite: the coconutty pineappley goodness just sitting right in front of me. No. No. It’s just a drink. It should be here when I’m ready to have another one. Oh, who am I kidding? Mandy’s gonna inhale it long before I give it another look. No. She’s too preoccupied with the others to even look in this direction. Plus, with Dani nagging her, that should dissuade her from this direction. That Colada is mine. I just need to wait.

Hang on, where’d it go? I look around, trying to find it to no avail. I eventually glance at my hand, finding the glass of the island sexiness. Ok, just one more. Yeah. It’s not even that much. This shouldn’t really be that effective, should it? Plus, with how much time passed between me taking out my blindfold and now, it should be around 5:00 now, right? Yeah, sounds about right.

After a few more drinks, I feel myself getting a little buzzed. Ok, I’ve got to stop now. I would just die if my first time letting loose around a different species ended up with me making a fool out of myself. My drunken state is something I wouldn’t dare expose to my worst enemy. Mostly because I live with three of them and they’ll bully me forever. So to avoid further temptation, I walk over to the wall, waiting for myself to sober up.

After minutes of posting against the wall, Dani stumbles up to me, giggling with a bottle of wine in her hand. Fuck, I forgot how much of a lightweight she is. She trips over herself, spilling some wine ...

... on the ground. I catch her, saving her from falling.

“Whoopsie daisy,” she slurs before giggling more, “I alm- I just- d-I’m almo- dieded. Thaaaaaanks, frieeeend.”

“No problem, Dani,” I reply, laughing at her drunken state, “Just be careful, ok?”

“Nonononono. I mean it. If- if y- if- if y- i- if you weren’t here, I’d be doomed. Hehe. Dooooomed. Dooooooooooomed. Heh.”

“Happy to help. Now, what do you say about putting down the bottle, ok?”

“I’m DRUNK!”

“I can see that. So you wanna give me the bottle for a second?”

“Okay.”

She holds out the bottle...to the opposite side. I chuckle before reaching over and taking it out of her hand. She giggles again before saying,

“You’re such a nice lady. The world needs more nice ladies.”

“Thanks,” I reply, putting the bottle on the table, “I try.”

“Y-yeah. Tha- that’s why you’re such a nice lady. You know how to try. You’re the friend best, Alex.”

“You’re the friend best, too, Dani.”

“No, you are. You don’t understand. Dude, I frickin love you, man.”

“I frickin love you, too.”

I rub her head, consoling her as she sputters and slurs more empty nothingness.

“I take it you all are enjoying yourselves,” I hear Val’s voice say from beside me.

I look up to see her, standing over me with two steaming mugs.

“Eh, you could say that,” I say, looking down at Dani,

“YOU’RE the only one with the dildo in yer butt,” she blurts out, making us both laugh,

“She seems quite inebriated,” Val ...