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I have not been around lately because a new hobby I started in the new year has been taking most of my free time. This hobby isn't for everyone; it requires good judgment, discretion, self-control and an artistic eye. Before I tell you what my new hobby is, let me first warn you: once you start, you can't stop. Your every waking moment will be consumed by the desire to do just one more. But one more will never be enough. You'll do another and another until you absolutely must eat, sleep or work. You've been warned, so I can tell you. I rate cocks online. The internet is awash with so many sites where men proudly display their junk for people to rate them. Lately, I do little more than help them out. If your cock is online, I probably rated it. If you got an eight out of ten or more, I left a comment and told you what I wanted to do with your delicious cock.

To get a high score from me, you need to be seven inches or more. Cut or uncut, I don't mind, but when the head is revealed from your foreskin, I want a shiny mushroom head proudly on top of your shaft. That shaft must be thick, and if it's veiny, then I'm in cock heaven. If you've met all the criteria, I'll compose a long comment detailing everything I wish to do with the piece of meat you proudly displayed online. You put the time in to post your pic ad I'll certainly put the time in to rate it and tell you what I'd do to it. It's common courtesy.

I make these comments for my amusement and expect nothing in ...

... return. On the rare occasions when I do get a response, the most common one is, "I'm not gay, dude." If I'm in a particularly wicked mood I'll reply to these with an even more raunchy and detailed response, just for fun. Of course, I rarely get another response once I've done that, but, as I said earlier, it's all for my pleasure and amusement. I said rarely because, just last week, I did get a response.

I was awake all night, busily rating cock after cock, when I came across an absolute one-in-a-million specimen. It took my breath away, and an electric jolt shot through my cock when I saw it. The pubic hair was trimmed into a landing strip, and a thick curved shaft protruded from the base of that landing strip. The underbody bulged as if a thick finger was contained behind it, and the thick shaft had protruding veins originating from the top and vanishing into the underside. Something I used to often overlook was the balls, but not with this specimen. They hung a couple of inches below the base and looked like they contained two golf balls. I looked for minutes, trying to discover if this was real or an expertly photoshopped tease.

I was so hypnotised by this specimen that I was unable to compose myself and write my usual reply. I blurted the first thing that came into my mind, which was something I had never typed or even considered before.

"I've never seen a pair of balls like that; I'd take them in my ass if it was possible."

I started at my reply after I typed it ...